Post Your Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Here!!!!

[Dogballs]

Before all you bleeding heart liberals get your panties in a bunch, I just want to hear some politically incorrect jokes, not hate intended. I think sterotypes is some of the funniest shit out there. I wanna hear your best Whitey Jokes!!

Heres a couple I like...

-"How come Cuba doesnt have a Summer Olympics Team?"
-"Because anyone who can swim, jump, or run is in America!"



-"Whats the most confusing day in Harlem?"
-"Father's Day!"

 

[frorider6]

Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans in Star Trek?

Cause they don't work in the future either.

 

[booger]

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

 

[casavant]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing- the bitch already been told twice.

 

[WODIN]

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
One less drunk at the wake.

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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"

The man says, "Give me three cold Guinness Stouts please."

So the bartender brings him three cold brews and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.

Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.

The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."

The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine----I just quit drinking."

 

[WODIN]

There are four kinds of people that live in Great Britian. First are the Scots, Who hold onto their children and anything else they can get their hands on. Next are the Welsh, Who pray on their knees and on their neighbors. Then there are the Irish, Who don't know what they want, but they'll fight anyone for it. and last are the English, Who consider themselves self made men, which releves the Almight of any responsibility!

 

[needleboy]

Why did God invent the orgasm???

So black people would know when to stop fucking!!

 

[Thick dog]

What's the worst thing about fucking a 5-year old?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit

What's the best thing about fucking a 5-year old?
watching them squirm on the witness stand

 

[Dogballs]

What's the worst thing about fucking a 5-year old?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit

What's the best thing about fucking a 5-year old?
watching them squirm on the witness stand

what can I say but.....DAMN! that gives me the willies!

 

[frorider6]

What's the worst thing about fucking a 5-year old?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit

What's the best thing about fucking a 5-year old?
watching them squirm on the witness stand

What's the best thing about fucking a 5 year old?

Your dick looks huge in the pictures.