Post your best YO MOMMA JOKES!

[i am what i am]

Yo momma so fat, that when she sat on the rainbow, it started raining skittles.

 

[PICK3]

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is Equator!

lol!

 

[chewyxrage]

Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the ally. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.


Yo momma so fat she has her own zip code.

 

[WarriorPL]

Yo momma's so fat, when she wore high heels she struck oil!

 

[megamania500]

yo mamma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

 

[coldblue1955]

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her I.Q.

 

[coldblue1955]

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

 

[coldblue1955]

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

 

[hamstershaver]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

lolololol

 

[chewyxrage]

Yo mamma so fat she plays hopscotch like this: New york, Illinois, Texas, California....