Post your best YO MOMMA JOKES!

[coldblue1955]

Yo Momma So fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the Radio Station!!

 

[coldblue1955]

Yo Momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

 

[PICK3]

Your Momma soaks her feet in oatmeal ... the she eats it.

 

[coldblue1955]

Yo momma is so fat her waist size is Equator!

 

[coldblue1955]

Yo momma so fat she's on Both sides of the family.

 

[PICK3]

Your momma stood on the scale at the mall and the little card came out of the side saying, "one at a time please".

 

[tinytank]

Yo momma so fat she's on Both sides of the family.

lol

 

[c00per]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

 

[i am what i am]

Your momma so dumb that she tried commiting suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

 

[i am what i am]

Yo momma so fat, that when she wears her yellow raincoat, all the kids think she's the school bus.