Post your best Mama joke!

[panther]

Lets see who has the best.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.

 

[Kryp2o]

your mama is so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so poor, burglars break in and leave money.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama so fat she comes from both sides of the family.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama so fat she got her own zip code.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.