Post your best Mama joke!

[panther]

Lets see who has the best.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.

 

[Kryp2o]

your mama is so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so poor, burglars break in and leave money.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama so fat she comes from both sides of the family.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama so fat she got her own zip code.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama so skinny she wears fruit loops for bracelets.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets brainwashed.

 

[Superfoot]

Your momma's so fat and stupid, I told her it was chili outside and she got a spoon!

 

[The Shadow]

Yo Mamma:

So poor, she ain't got but two gold teeth. One says"24k" and the other one says "believe dat shit if you want to."

SO nasty, that she got to put ice down her panties every half-hour to keep the crabs fresh.

Not really a Mamma joke but:

"YOu know I COULD have been yo daddy, but the dude behind me had the correct CHANGE."

 

[GLP]

Oh you cant hold it to just one

 

[tomcat]

Your Mamma's like a doorknob...
Everyone get's turn

 

[tomcat]

Your Mamma's like a Drag Strip..
Hot Rods going in and out all the time..

 

[L.A.X]

Your Momma

Is so fat she walked out side in high heels, and came back wearing flip-flops
is so poor she got a hamburger repossesed at Mcdonalds
so fat her senior picture was an arial photo
is os ugly I took her to the zoo and they said thanks for bringing her back
is so ugly I took her to a haunted house and the bitch walked out with an application !!!!

 

[WODIN]

Yo momma's bush is so hairy she got pygmies livin in it.

 

[rudedawg]

Your mama is so poor......... Isaw here kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing ans she said........

moving!

Baseball mamma joke for a pitcher that keeps trying to pick someone off of a base:

I have seen better moves on your mom with 2 guys on!

For Cornholio:

You know I could have been your daddy if I would have beat that damn dog over the fence! LOL

 

[Kryp2o]

yo moma is such a slut she fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got up made a buck 50

yo moma is so fat she walked in front of the t.v. and i missed three episodes


yo moma is so poor i put a key in the lock and stabed everyone inside


yo moma is so fat i had sex with her rolled over twice and was still on her


yo moma is so fat i ran around her twice and got lost


yo moma is so dumb she threw a gernade at me so i pulled the plug and threw it back

 

[panther]

Here we go again!!!

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[Zebo]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, the bitch spits butter......

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama's so ugly that when she goes to a beauty parlor it takes 3 hours just for an estimate

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please."

 

[karson]

here we go

your mommas house is so dirty, the cockroaches have dune buggies.\

your mamma smells so bad she made right guard turn left
she made speed stick slow down

your mamma so stupid, it took her 1hr to cook minute rice
it took her 4hrs to watch 60 minutes

your mamma so fat, in highschool she sat next to everybody
when she dances the band skips

and last: YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT, AFTER I FUCKED THE BITCH, I ROLLED OVER TWICE AND WAS STILL ON HER


PEACE

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama's so fat that she has to wake up in sections

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama's so fat it takes a train and two buses just to get on her good side

 

[panther]

Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

 

[karson]

OK

YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WAS A BABY THEY HAD TO TINT HER INCUBATOR

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people call her "Taxi!"

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.

 

[smallmovesal]

panther i have an alternate (as said by chris rock on just chillin'):

yo momma's armpits are so hairy she looks like she's got buckwheat in a headlock!

 

[panther]

Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours.




Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

 

[GinNJuice]

Yo mama's so skinny ...... if she wears a red dress in the car, she looks like the CLUB

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.


Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."



Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"

 

[WHY H8]

your mama is so fat when she wears high heals she strikes oil.
your mama is so stupid she flunked romperroom for not learning how to scribble scrabble.
your mama is so bald headed i can see what shes thinking.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so stupid, she go hit by a parked car.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

 

[bad brains]

Yo moma's so old,when Moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishing......


Yo moma's so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.......

 

[bignate73]

Yo moma's so old,when Moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishing......


Yo moma's so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.......

who is this guy?

whats up bro? good to see you.

 

[panther]

SSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!

 

[Junior21]

Your mom is so fat she farted two weeks ago and it still hasn't came out...lol
junior

 

[ORGANON CANON]

-Yo mommas so fat I had to roll the bitch in flour just to find her wet spot

-Your mommas so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she got on the scale.

-Your mommas so fat when she fell over on the road people were running outta gas tryin to get around her.

-Yo momma never gave me my change

 

[WHY H8]

yOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE HAS TO SNEAK UP ON A
GLASS OF WATER TO GET A DRINK
YOUR MAMA HAS ONE EYE TALKING ABOUT LETS GO SEE A DOUBLE FEATURE.