and Clifford at this catholic funeral mass
he was like 80 hundred making some side dough helping us out
and while he was backing the casket down the cneter aisle
he tripped over the sanctuary stepup
knocked over one of those goddamn long ass candles that are in a cathloic church
and the hot wax from the candle spilled on him head
almost took out a batch of poinsettias being christmas time
man I couldn't gte of there fast enough and be outside laughing
really really laughing
and that fat woman we buried near the slaughterhouse
really fat
like so fat we had a wrecker dialed in to ,lower the casket into the grave
but what we hadn't figured on was when you lower close to 700 pounds of wieght
the wreacker balance gets fubar
and I had family members sitting on the wrecker hood
and the whole time you could hear the hogs squealing in the sluaghterhouse nearby