Post only punchlines to jokes here.

[saint808]

in my pants.

 

[starfish]

orange you glad I'm not a banana

 

[hamstershaver]

soklueles

 

[Moderate_THIS]

"I thought it was mayonaisse," said Saint

 

[TheProject]

And I said, "heck no lady, I wouldn't mind walking your dog!"

 

[DrDillio]

and that is the way that the cookie crumbs

 

[westsnoop]

that's no lady, that's my wife

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Seven: because a horse's feathers are black and it never snows in Hawaii.

 

[plowboy]

let me refraise myself can i see it run around.

 

[Zebo]

"Rectum? It damn near killed 'em!"

 

[The Shadow]

..is this soome kind of a joke.

Which is funny in light of Saints first post

 

[SoKlueles]

Hammys penis

 

[from zero]

They should call it "Roundtine."

 

[TheProject]

The downside is you get blood on your clown suit.

 

[saint808]

right here on my "bucking" head.

 

[crimson coal]

The good news is..See that nurse?...I'm fucking her!

 

[crimson coal]

Beer please....Whisky makes my ass hurt.

 

[Smurfy]

i'm a frayed knot.

 

[saint808]

aren't you a little bit old to velieve in leprachauns?

 

[DrDillio]

It is a deck of cards.

 

[saint808]

what? i said RUNT!

 

[jh1]

Tuc Rules.

 

[Smurfy]

rocks and pebbles in your shoe.

 

[DrDillio]

No I work at NASA not in NASSAU.

NOTE - I think I read this one on this board once. I don't get it though.

 

[plowboy]

the bad news is we had to give u a black mans blood, the good news is your dick grew 6 inches and your welfare check is in the mail.

 

[saint808]

we don't serve beers to bears on drugs

 

[TheProject]

That was a bar bitch you ate!

 

[supersizeme]

Because it looks so big in their tiny little hands.

 

[TheProject]

Cause when you slick back their hair they look 7.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Hunchback! Hell I thought that was your ass! Everything else is so high around here.

 

[the nature boy]

And the bartender says, "No lady, I said you were PUSHY!!"

 

[from zero]

Flip 'em over and they're 10 year old boys!

 

[TheProject]

You sure are a mean drunk, Superman.

 

[Mr. dB]

Wonder Woman says, 'What the hell was that?' The Invisible man says, 'I don't know but my ass is killing me!'

 

[jh1]

So... after we get done, he turns around and trys to kiss me... I'm like 'what are ya? Gay?'

 

[Puddles]

Well hung.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

what? i said RUNT!

family guy ref?






because 7,8,9

 

[Puddles]

Put the pacifier back in his ass.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

No I said I wanted a 12 inch PENIS!

 

[Paulo]

someone stole our fucking tent!

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

to which Paulo replies, "you're tellin me, i gotta walk back alone!"

 

[Paulo]

to which Paulo replies, "you're tellin me, i gotta walk back alone!"

wtf?

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

wtf?

Paulo and a little girl are walking into some dark woods. The girl says "gee this place is creepy" to which Paulo replies, "you're telling me, i gotta walk back alone"

 

[Paulo]

Paulo and a little girl are walking into some dark woods. The girl says "gee this place is creepy" to which Paulo replies, "you're telling me, i gotta walk back alone"

LOL

thanks for the clarification

 

[WalkingBeast]

But the bear was bigger so he ran like a nigger through the woods

Milk chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hands

With a pitchfork

Because I said so!!

 

[TheProject]

So you can read her lips!

 

[DrDillio]

A preist and jewish-preist walk into a bar

 

[KillahBee]

"I'll just have a coffee"

 

[KillahBee]

"Whaddya wanna start somethin'?"

 

[TheProject]

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

 

[argent]

So he says "get your own monkey".

 

[argent]

none of your fucking business

 

[saint808]

i'm just kidding with you sir the baby was actually stillborn.

 

[ChefWide]

Rectum? I damn near killed 'em!!

 

[argent]

Rectum? I damn near killed 'em!!

my favorite of all-time

 

[ChefWide]

<sobbing> I could have saved Mom, too...

 

[saint808]

a baby seal walks into a club

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Because it chips her teeth.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with him.

 

[from zero]

Oh. I'll have a Coke then.

 

[BO-DEN]

.......................to get to the other side..........................

NUK NUK NUK!

 

[WODIN]

She has planets orbiting her fat ass.

 

[Lumberg]

Some asshole has my thermometer!

 

[FreeballinDC]

That's nothing, you should see what happens when we pull the pacifier out of his ass.

 

[TheProject]

To get to the other side!

 

[The Wenis]

......i don't know, but my ass is killing me.

 

[BO-DEN]

To get to the other side!

im the originator!!!

.......................to get to the other side..........................

NUK NUK NUK!

 

[TheProject]

im the originator!!!

Damn, I missed that.

 

[Robert Jan]

"Now I know what a muppet feels like"

 

[Mr. dB]

"to hold up his trousers"

 

[TheProject]

A two-knee fish!

 

[Mr. dB]

a newspaper

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

10 A&m Aggies

 

[Lumberg]

You're tired? The hot dog fell out 4 bars ago!

 

[broley]

A two knee fish!

 

[broley]

Shit project, I shudda read first!)

"No thanks, if 10 shots wont get the taste out, 11 sure as hell wont".

 

[TheProject]

A two knee fish!

lol...do I know you?

I thought I was the only one that tortured people with that joke...

 

[broley]

that's funny, I thought the same thing.

I've said that same silly joke for years. Always worked as a great ice breaker

 

[digger]

"I've got a better idea -- let's WALK down the hill and do ALL of 'em."

 

[from zero]

Oh yeah? What about that bar bitch you ate?

 

[TheProject]

Oh yeah? What about that bar bitch you ate?

That was a bar bitch you ate!

HA! Retard!

 

[broley]

But!?..
Oh I don't think so

 

[broley]

And strogsmartsexys recient addition...

"Yes, but you picked the UGLIEST ONE!"

 

[jh1]

...so JerkSocks says "Get that outta my ass"

 

[from zero]

HA! Retard!

lol, didn't notice that.

I'm surprised that someone else knows that stupid joke.

 

[saint808]

someone loaded the gun with blanks so i had to choke her to death.

 

[the nature boy]

Those aren't buoys

 

[saint808]

don't let this die

 

[Werd]

"That's easy. When I come to visit my husband's grave, this is where I will park my bicycle!"

 

[RADAR]

that was no lemon,that was my lime!



RADAR

 

[ChefWide]

No, no, no. I said PING PONG balls.

 

[saint808]

uniqeu up on it

 

[DrDillio]

Kobe, I don't think its supposed to hurt this bad

 

[plowboy]

mam could u hold my rabbit, while i scratch my ass.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

When the big hand touches the little hand

 

[TheProject]

Nothing, you done told the bitch twice!

 

[saint808]

my wife please

 

[Robert Jan]

Cuz they ugly and they stink

 

[broley]

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