Regardless of whether i'm in or out of the closet I'd prefer you and I to remain on an internet friend basis. I'd sooner fuck a dead water buffalo carcass' ass then slide my peter in your overstretched, Gary Coleman man goo covered, Penny-a-pop, herpes infested, holie of horror.
Question, do they call you 68GT350 because your anus is is so loose one would fit up your ass?? Heh.. then you could have dual webbers coming out each nostril, though your nose is so high in the air no one could lean out the carbs enough to get the engine to start.. The crank would be your jock, but then again, thats so small you could screw a virgin and his anal cherry wouldn't pop. Obviously the exahuast would would be your ass.. opps no wait that would be the intake manifold.. heh heh..
Your flames are almost as painful to read as it is taking all Havoc's 4 girthy inches of undulating meaty masterpiece in the can....or so I've heard from the midget bath houses he lives down the street from. I was there picking up a gift certificate for you, SV. I figured your days of breastfeeding your father with your gyno-riddled man-juggs on a saturday would be better spent chasing after steam wrinkled dwarf ass.
Your flames are almost as painful to read as it is taking all Havoc's 4 girthy inches of undulating meaty masterpiece in the can....or so I've heard from the midget bath houses he lives down the street from. I was there picking up a gift certificate for you, SV. I figured your days of breastfeeding your father with your gyno-riddled man-juggs on a saturday would be better spent chasing after steam wrinkled dwarf ass.
As painful as when all the little boy sluts you want to fuck reject you because your ass is used more then a #2 pencil during exam week?
That man lactating thing, is that a fantasy of yours? I bet you like men with gyno, because secretly you like women too... You'd rather have a woman but they are so replused by you, you have to stick your 2 inch cock in guys ass to get off with out using your hands... Were you bullied into the gay lifestyle by your father who never showed you any attention??