Post Em Up: Yo Mama rips!

[spin721]

Yo mamas so old she was around when the dead sea was just sick.


Yo mama's so stupid she went to a Clippers game for a hair cut.


Yo mama's so old that she owes Moses a nickle.


Keep em going!

 

[pitbullstl]

Yo mamas so old she was around when the dead sea was just sick.


Yo mama's so stupid she went to a Clippers game for a hair cut.


Yo mama's so old that she owes Moses a nickle.


Keep em going!

yo mamas so bald when she braids her hair it looks like stitches

yo mamas teeth are so yellow, when she smiles cars slow down

 

[DBCooper]

yo mama's so fat here pager is the size of a vcr..........

 

[Generic MALE]

Yo mamma's ass is big..... its sooooo dayumn big, that she got mo crack than New Jersey

 

[dy5]

where she get that ass from, she get it from her momma, where she get them thighs from, she get em from her momma

 

[t3c]

yo mama is so skinny they call her decem

 

[hardrock]

She's soo blind, her house has prescription windows.

 

[HS Lifter]

Your mom is so nasty, she cuts the stringer to her tampons, so the crabs wont bungee jump.

 

[pitbullstl]

yo mama is so skinny they call her decem

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Yo mommas so fat, I threw a snowball at her and it went into orbit.

Yo momma is so fat she had shock absorbers intalled on her toilet seat.

 

[jerkbox]

yo mama is so skinny they call her decem

eeeeh heeeee....

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Yo momma so ugly, you could dip her face in batter and make monster cookies

Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

 

[gonelifting]

Yo mama is so dumb, she went to the movies it said "under 17 not permitted" She went home and got 16 friends.

 

[Lift Chief]

Your mom is so dumb she had a son who makes shitty threads.

PWNED.

 

[Deterass]

yo momma so fat if she wears a red dress out of the house all the neighborhood kidS yell " HEY KOOLAID"

 

[WODIN]

Yo momma's bush so thick she got pygmies living in it.

Yo momma is so fat shit starts orbiting around her when she gets close.

 

[PatsFan34]

Your momma is so tall that when she did a cart wheel she kicked Jesus in da face!!!

 

[decem]

yo mama's so fat here pager is the size of a vcr..........

why would a woman's pager be big just because she is overweight? that's just not logical.



t3c.. it's official.. i hate you

 

[Lumberg]

yo momma is like a doorknob--everyone gets a turn

yo momma is like summer vacation--no class

 

[Y_lifter]

Yo mamma's so fat
Havin sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[Backlash]

yo momma so generous she'd give you the hair off her own back

 

[hoosier]

Your mama is so ugly, rice krispies won't even talk to her

 

[Y_lifter]

Yo mamma's so skinny
She gotta wear skis in the shower so she won't slide down the drain.