okay that one was at least funnier.
But actually I like my peanut butter and jelly mixed first...a must! It just taste better that way. Turtles...

Hell, I never even go to the pet stores just the pet aisle at Walmart to pick up dog and fish food and the occasional dog toy/treat. Your right, don't know much bout Canada...accept that some really awesome people I have met live there (blueta) and the healt care system is far more superior than ours will ever be.
Hair, I haven't know WHAT to do with it but I color it from time to time and have been trying to let my bangs grow out for a new look.
I HATE oysters and hot sauce...but love a good crawfish boil.
What woman doesn't want to be treated like a princess and licked up and down??? that is a given

Hum, oh and I don't swallow my gum on the few occasions I may chew it...bad for your teeth and I have pretty teeth.
last one.........I have lots of trouble getting enough fruit and veggies, I don't like many of them.
so over all I guess your where pretty right on....lol....not really of course but it was much funnier than the last one.
k to you for effort