Poor Soklu

*MissFit* · Apr 2, 2005

Not only does ammy not lick the kitty..

but apprently he has erectial issues too :worried:

GEEK2FREAK · Apr 2, 2005

if this is the truth i can help out. I sell VED's for a living that are approved through FDA..

The only way to reverse impotence, depending on the condition. The only hope to gain natural use of the penis is VED's. Viagra, Cialis, Levetra, Shots, implants are short term fixes.

PM me hammy if you need help, if not everyone is educated now.

LoneTree · Apr 2, 2005

CanadianCutie said:
Not only does ammy not lick the kitty..

but apprently he has erectial issues too

That's sad and disturbing.
SoKlu, put more men to work.

*MissFit* · Apr 2, 2005

he is a rodent.. so the penis in question is quite tiny..I havent inspected it or anything.. just speculating :worried:

GEEK2FREAK said:
if this is the truth i can help out. I sell VED's for a living that are approved through FDA.. The only way to reverse impotence, depending on the condition. The only hope to gain natural use of the penis is VED's. Viagra, Cialis, Levetra, Shots, implants are short term fixes.

PM me hammy if you need help, if not everyone is educated now.

SoKlueles · Apr 2, 2005

I think we need viagra or maybe im just not sexy enough to him?
hmmmmm no wonder i have such high self esteem

GEEK2FREAK · Apr 2, 2005

It isnt always him being turned on, he might be horney as a toad,.

It could be to poor vascularity, or it might just be in his head.

*MissFit* · Apr 2, 2005

No it's not u.. definately him...

He doesnt even lick the kitty

SoKlueles said:
I think we need viagra or maybe im just not sexy enough to him?
hmmmmm no wonder i have such high self esteem

SoKlueles · Apr 2, 2005

CanadianCutie said:
No it's not u.. definately him...

He doesnt even lick the kitty

yeah whew glad its not me

hey hes asleep right now, what should i do to him now?? :evil:

GEEK2FREAK · Apr 2, 2005

tea bag him...go sit on his face....make him taste it

SoKlueles · Apr 2, 2005

GEEK2FREAK said:
tea bag him...go sit on his face....make him taste it

hed have a cow then lol

GEEK2FREAK · Apr 2, 2005

do it, that would be the talk for weeks.

OMG you have to do it.

Put peanut butter on it.

Good luck.

*MissFit* · Apr 2, 2005

i'm googling male sexual torture mthods and all im getting is rape and jail sites :worried:

SoKlueles said:
yeah whew glad its not me
hey hes asleep right now, what should i do to him now??

SoKlueles · Apr 2, 2005

CanadianCutie said:
i'm googling male sexual torture mthods and all im getting is rape and jail sites

eeeekkkkk
well i dont want to rape him
but i do want to handcuff him :evil:

pintoca · Apr 2, 2005

SoKlueles said:
eeeekkkkk
well i dont want to rape him
but i do want to handcuff him

Try those thumbs cuffs...

hamstershaver · Apr 2, 2005

im awake now

*MissFit* · Apr 2, 2005

find any cockeroches in ur underwears

hamstershaver said:
im awake now

SoKlueles · Apr 2, 2005

CanadianCutie said:
find any cockeroches in ur underwears

he dont wear underwear :worried:

but hed better pour hot water over his toothbrush before he uses it
the toilet is right next to the sink :evil:

*MissFit* · Apr 2, 2005

save the nair in his shampoo bottle for when he is really naughty :evil:

SoKlueles said:
he dont wear underwear but hed better pour hot water over his toothbrush before he uses it
the toilet is right next to the sink

Athos · Apr 2, 2005

SoKlueles said:
yeah whew glad its not me
hey hes asleep right now, what should i do to him now??

Pack your bags and move to Detroit.

Gymgurl · Apr 2, 2005

Okay but she gets the wet spot

Athos · Apr 2, 2005

Gymgurl said:
Okay but she gets the wet spot

If she makes it, she has to sleep in it.

Gymgurl · Apr 2, 2005

You don't make me sleep in it.....but then again....I don't sleep there

Athos · Apr 2, 2005

Gymgurl said:
You don't make me sleep in it.....but then again....I don't sleep there

Well, SK wouldn't get much sleep either. :devil:

BUBBLES · Apr 2, 2005

CanadianCutie said:
Not only does ammy not lick the kitty..

but apprently he has erectial issues too

from what I read he has two more problems

only lasts for 2 mins

has a tiny one

Gymgurl · Apr 2, 2005

You might kill her.....you can't compare to a rodent

Gymgurl · Apr 2, 2005

Horse comes to mind for you

Athos · Apr 2, 2005

Gymgurl said:
Horse comes to mind for you

SHHHH...you married woman.

Gymgurl · Apr 2, 2005

What I was just comparing you to a horse....you know me and my stocky cowgirl legs.....I never once said hung like one

SoKlueles · Apr 3, 2005

Dekaxx · Apr 3, 2005

GEEK2FREAK said:
tea bag him...go sit on his face....make him taste it

If he won't lick the Kitty FEED it to him!

pintoca · Apr 3, 2005

Dekaxx said:
If he won't lick the Kitty FEED it to him!

Or pass it around...

(the kitty that is, not the rodent...)

SoKlueles · Apr 3, 2005

pintoca said:
Or pass it around...

(the kitty that is, not the rodent...)

sorry couldnt find a smilie to fit this but this one is cool

and ive never used it before

Gymgurl · Apr 3, 2005

bat..rodent kinda the same thing!

hamstershaver · Apr 3, 2005

worst thread ever

pintoca · Apr 3, 2005

agreed

SoKlueles · Apr 3, 2005

pintoca said:
agreed

he says that about every thread that has to do with me

*MissFit* · Apr 3, 2005

Hammy is self absorbed

Gymgurl · Apr 3, 2005

Who started this dang thread anyway

*MissFit* · Apr 3, 2005

it mite've been me :worried:

Gymgurl said:
Who started this dang thread anyway

gymratforlife · Apr 10, 2005

sliprock2 · Apr 11, 2005

kitty licking is great, what is his problem?

Gymgurl · Apr 11, 2005

No problem here

Athos · Apr 11, 2005

Gymgurl said:
No problem here

Damn it!
Next time you lick a kitty, I want to be there to watch!

Gymgurl · Apr 11, 2005

Told ya....just make her hot and I'm good to go

Athos · Apr 11, 2005

Gymgurl said:
Told ya....just make her hot and I'm good to go

Where's my Minnesota yellow pages?

SoKlueles · Apr 11, 2005

Athos said:
Where's my Minnesota yellow pages?

i was supposed to tell u something but i forgot :worried:

Gymgurl · Apr 12, 2005

Athos said:
Where's my Minnesota yellow pages?

I'm waiting....... :chomp:

hamstershaver · Apr 12, 2005

poor soklu got hammy cock last night so dont feel so bad for her

Gymgurl · Apr 12, 2005

She must still be recovering...

SoKlueles · Apr 12, 2005

yes i got some hammy beenie weenie last night

dang it was really late too, i like late night nookie

hamstershaver · Apr 12, 2005

SoKlueles said:
i like late night nookie

i dont

Gymgurl · Apr 12, 2005

Well then stop hitting on her at 2:00 am...come home for a nooner

SoKlueles · Apr 12, 2005

hamstershaver said:
i dont

omg u liked it alot last night :qt:

hamstershaver · Apr 12, 2005

Gymgurl said:
Well then stop hitting on her at 2:00 am...come home for a nooner

um i was watching iron chef and she attacked my penis

hamstershaver · Apr 12, 2005

SoKlueles said:
omg u liked it alot last night

SoKlueles · Apr 12, 2005

hamstershaver said:

this

SoKlueles · Apr 12, 2005

hamstershaver said:
um i was watching iron chef and she attacked my penis

you are stronger than I am, you could have fought me off but u wanted ur knob slobbered on

Athos · Apr 12, 2005

SoKlueles said:
i was supposed to tell u something but i forgot

Huh?

WTF?

SoKlueles · Apr 12, 2005

Athos said:
Huh?

WTF?

wellllllll i forgot, il have to ask her what i was supposed to tell u

Athos · Apr 12, 2005

SoKlueles said:
wellllllll i forgot, il have to ask her what i was supposed to tell u

I'll remind you.

You are supposed to move to Michigan.

SoKlueles · Apr 12, 2005

Athos said:
I'll remind you.

You are supposed to move to Michigan.

dangggggggg

Athos · Apr 12, 2005

SoKlueles said:
dangggggggg

You just gotta promise not to move in too much chick stuff.

SoKlueles · Apr 12, 2005

Athos said:
You just gotta promise not to move in too much chick stuff.

so my furby isnt welcome?

Gymgurl · Apr 12, 2005

As long as you shave it

Athos · Apr 12, 2005

Gymgurl said:
As long as you shave it

I'm the barber of seville when it comes to shavin kitty.

artrius · Apr 12, 2005

I think he meant virginia.

Gymgurl · Apr 12, 2005

Lolol

artrius · Apr 12, 2005

SoKlueles said:
so my furby isnt welcome?

Just be sure to shave your back too....

and BTW... don't tell me when you get a new sweater.....

SoKlueles · Apr 12, 2005

dang im not shaving my furby

and u do realize the pic in my avatar is me right?
and its giving me a big head that u are flirting with me right?

artrius · Apr 12, 2005

aww you're no fun

Gymgurl · Apr 13, 2005

Klue change you avi to Kenny...much better to look at

SoKlueles · Apr 13, 2005

Gymgurl said:
Klue change you avi to Kenny...much better to look at

um ur one to talk there miss excess skin hanging from under ur dress :worried:

artrius · Apr 13, 2005

SoKlueles said:
um ur one to talk there miss excess skin hanging from under ur dress

yea I think that one needs to stop right there......

Gymgurl · Apr 13, 2005

Lolol

artrius · Apr 13, 2005

good, much better GG

I thought I was gonna have to.... ermmm well nevermind....

Gymgurl · Apr 13, 2005

Cover my face with a bag....turn off the lights......roll me in flour and look for the wet spot

artrius · Apr 13, 2005

well I don't think we'll need any flour, I've got plenty of my own

Athos · Apr 13, 2005

Gymgurl said:
Cover my face with a bag....turn off the lights......roll me in flour and look for the wet spot

Last time I checked your wet spot was on my mattress.

artrius · Apr 13, 2005

i still haven't gotten the red out of mine.... :evil:

SoKlueles · Apr 13, 2005

Athos said:
Last time I checked your wet spot was on my mattress.

danggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
pervert

Athos · Apr 13, 2005

SoKlueles said:
danggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
pervert

You dig dudes that are a little dirty.

SoKlueles · Apr 13, 2005

Athos said:
You dig dudes that are a little dirty.

true

*MissFit* · Apr 13, 2005

does hammy bath?

SoKlueles said:
true

SoKlueles · Apr 13, 2005

CanadianCutie said:
does hammy bath?

on occasion

artrius · Apr 13, 2005

CanadianCutie said:
does hammy bath?

bah, I just want to know if you bathe... and when you will with me

Gymgurl · Apr 13, 2005

Athos said:
Last time I checked your wet spot was on my mattress.

Poor Soklu

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