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Poison Ivy Sucks.
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Island Son
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biteme said:
git 'r done
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madbomber31
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biteme said:
so you are too stupid to NOT touch it after it got ya the first time?
chewyxrage
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lmao, you thought it was chiggars.
too bad ya got the ITCH on your balls....had PI when I was 12 or so and it spread up ward, around my waste and crotch....it sucked more than APP at a gay bar....
too bad ya got the ITCH on your balls....had PI when I was 12 or so and it spread up ward, around my waste and crotch....it sucked more than APP at a gay bar....
I had sex once on top of a patch of poison ivy, I had it in my ass, on my balls, you name it. The worst part was I had to go to my family Dr for some relief ointment and it just so happens he's my dad's best friend and I suppose he didn't feel the need to excercise Dr-patient confidentiality and told my whole family. I still hear about it.
I feel for you bro!
I feel for you bro!
cmdubs
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when I was in first grade we had some ivy growing through our fence in the backyard. I was outside with my Mom and she told me not to touch it because I'd get a bad rash and not be able to go to school. I remember thinking, hey I can take a little itchiness as long as I don't have to go to school. so later that day I grabbed some and rubbed it over my face, neck, arms. well within a couple days my eyes were swollen shut and I had it over 90% of my body. ever since then if I come within 10 yards of posoin ivy I get it bad. I did get out of the school for over a week though lol.
She comes on like a rose
But everybody knows
She'll get you in Dutch
You can look but you better not touch
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Around
She's pretty as a daisy
But look out man she's crazy
She'll really do you in
If you let her under your skin
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Around
Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough can cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!!
You're gonna need an ocean
Of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Around
Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough can cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!!
You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Around
But everybody knows
She'll get you in Dutch
You can look but you better not touch
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Around
She's pretty as a daisy
But look out man she's crazy
She'll really do you in
If you let her under your skin
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Around
Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough can cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!!
You're gonna need an ocean
Of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Around
Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough can cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!!
You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around
Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Around
