Point Value of Beer

[tripleblonde]

I haven't heard or saw a good April Fool's joke in a while, but today my fav. local radio station came through by talking about how Oklahoma was lowing the point value of beer from 3.2 to 1.5.....the way they said it was perfect and realistic enough that about 500 hicks called in demanding to know what this was about and what could be done.....

one guy called in and said he was going to the Kid Rock concert tommorow and was very concerned that he wouldn't be able to become "drunk" enough to enjoy it....

it was great

 

[SoreArms]

hmmmmmm, beer

 

[vinylgroover]

lol......3.2? how the hell are you supposed to get drunk on 3.2? 3.2 is light beer here in Oz.

 

[tripleblonde]

lol......3.2? how the hell are you supposed to get drunk on 3.2? 3.2 is light beer here in Oz.

you don't

i stick to straight liquor

maybe the occassional michelob ultra

 

[jerkbox]

lol......3.2? how the hell are you supposed to get drunk on 3.2? 3.2 is light beer here in Oz.

we don't sip our beer, we chug

 

[vinylgroover]

we don't sip our beer, we chug

is 3.2 standard across the U.S?

The standard beer here is over 5.

 

[Dial_tone]

you don't

i stick to straight liquor

maybe the occassional michelob ultra

I usually lick her in the front then poke her in the rear.

 

[tripleblonde]

is 3.2 standard across the U.S?

The standard beer here is over 5.

mmm....i think texas is 5 or 6?

 

[SoreArms]

What state you in TB

We have 5+ here in Cali.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

i stick to straight liquor

As long as you lickher it's good.

 

[hardrock]

3.2 is Sunday beer here. Not allowed to sell anything over on Sunday. I don't drink on Sunday.

 

[powerslave]

3.2 is Sunday beer here. Not allowed to sell anything over on Sunday. I don't drink on Sunday.

Wow, states still do that? Ohio used to many years ago.

 

[tripleblonde]

What state you in TB

We have 5+ here in Cali.

good ol' oklahoma

 

[avenirup]

we chug

I bet...

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I don't drink on Sunday.

*adds hardrock to loser list*

 

[majutsu]

hmmmmm beer

 

[Aerojaxx]

you don't

i stick to straight liquor

maybe the occassional michelob ultra

you were saying the other day....you didn't like Mich Ultra that much....??

 

[chewyxrage]

mich ultra is fucking horrible. it's water. i prefer beers like keystone to mich ultra.

most beers here are 5-6 range....

 

[HumorMe]

Wow, states still do that? Ohio used to many years ago.

You can't even buy beer here on Sunday. Blue Laws.

 

[sweed]

good ol' oklahoma

Damn you must have a sweet accent. A kid I know has a gf from Arkansas and has this like southern bell accent thing going on, damn its sexy.

Beer is good, i think the ave around here is 5. anything less is crap

 

[RADAR]

You can't even buy beer here on Sunday. Blue Laws.

Same here! No alcohol on sundays, even during election time local-state,etc no beer sold until after 7:00
Completely stupid.


RADAR

 

[tripleblonde]

you were saying the other day....you didn't like Mich Ultra that much....??

i don't really like it, but it makes for an okay chaser after tequila shots

 

[GoldenDelicious]

well tripleblonde, if i had a few beers id say your points would go up

(lol j/k)

 

[tripleblonde]

well tripleblonde, if i had a few beers id say your points would go up

(lol j/k)

soooooooo wrong

lol

i'm drunk btw

i keep changing my avatar to no vaial

 

[RADAR]

soooooooo wrong

lol

i'm drunk btw

i keep changing my avatar to no vaial

I would love to see the face.

RADAR

 

[tripleblonde]

I would love to see the face.

RADAR

i think i jsut posted it radar

 

[RADAR]

where?


RADAR

 

[tripleblonde]

where?


RADAR

mmmm.....i thought i put it in my facevatar

 

[GoldenDelicious]

holy crap, someone else tell me that my avatar and tripleblondes look like a set....

 

[ChefWide]

Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker.

3.2? We have 8.2's here.

April fools: one of the local TV stations here said that the first 5 women to make it to the station got free breast enlargement operations.

Then they filmed the nutjob's driving over the curb and grass etc to get into the parking lot first and running like animals to the front door of the station.

Hilarious.

 

[tripleblonde]

holy crap, someone else tell me that my avatar and tripleblondes look like a set....

how's that gd?

 

[from zero]

Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker.

3.2? We have 8.2's here.

April fools: one of the local TV stations here said that the first 5 women to make it to the station got free breast enlargement operations.

Then they filmed the nutjob's driving over the curb and grass etc to get into the parking lot first and running like animals to the front door of the station.

Hilarious.

LMAO.

 

[jerkbox]

Victory Golden Monkey = 9.5%

 

[from zero]

Victory Golden Monkey = 9.5%

Too bad it's horrid bor. Bleh. Do you like that stuff? I forget.

Now, Unibroue 10. That's a different story. 10% alkyhol. Mmmmm.

 

[jerkbox]

Too bad it's horrid bor. Bleh. Do you like that stuff? I forget.

Now, Unibroue 10. That's a different story. 10% alkyhol. Mmmmm.

you don't drink beer that strong cuz you like how it tastes orbly.

it's not so bad ice cold.

 

[sawastea]

This thread is useless without cooter shots


















5%+ in NY/NJ/CT

 

[from zero]

you don't drink beer that strong cuz you like how it tastes orbly.

Yeah you do rob. That stuff ain't made to get you hammered. It's made to enjoy.

It's why wine has 15%+ alcohol.