*Poems That Made The Dice Man Famous*(offensive language)

[Captain_insano]

Thanks

 

[mekannik]

Dice: You want a rhyme? I know I do rhymes. You want a f*cking rhyme?

Crowd: Hickory-dickory

Dice: Hick-ory, Dick-ory.
*puff on cigarette*
Hickory Dickory Dock
Your WIFE was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I kicked the f*ckin' bitch down the block.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

 

[buksoon]

Does anyone remember

Andrew Clay (he has renounced the Dice) crying on Arsenio Hall's couch. Just having this public breakdown, confessing loneliness and all that.

A lesson there? For the Dice-emulating guys on the board?

One more thing, re the rhymes: I used to teach high school. As far as that um "style of literature" goes, I've seen better (wittier, more clever) from 16-year-olds whose "work" I had to confiscate because--dammit I'm teaching here.

 

[studly1]

Re: Does anyone remember

Andrew Clay (he has renounced the Dice) crying on Arsenio Hall's couch. Just having this public breakdown, confessing loneliness and all that.

A lesson there? For the Dice-emulating guys on the board?

One more thing, re the rhymes: I used to teach high school. As far as that um "style of literature" goes, I've seen better (wittier, more clever) from 16-year-olds whose "work" I had to confiscate because--dammit I'm teaching here.

Great!!! way to go snapper head.. I'm sure that really impressed your boyfriend...now you get to go home and tell daddy your a man...OHHHH!!!!

unfuckin ba-leave-able!!!!!!

Corn!! I fucked emm.....yeah!!!

 

[studly1]

Mommakin ho-ney... hehe..that was really special.. Now lose da bra..

 

[buksoon]

Re: Re: Does anyone remember

now you get to go home and tell daddy your a man...OHHHH!!!!



Corn!! I fucked emm.....yeah!!!

Um, I would but I don't think he's believe me.

Hey, I'm sure Corn is VERY proud of you. (Something about the tone in your flame makes me want to give you encouragement.)

 

[MommaKin]

haha..I never claimed that The Dice man was intelligent or that his humour was great...but, back in his day, I got a chuckle out of it....I think what made it more funnier was how insulted alot of ppl got....

 

[Captain_insano]

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed

This has to be my favorite.

 

[MommaKin]

ya that one is pretty good...
hehe

 

[scylla]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! Karma fo' dat!