PLZ HELP BORS...drug test on monday

[Gambino]

My whole crew got randomly picked to piss (for work), test on monday...I smoke a lot of weed, though I haven't puffed in a few days...I NEED SOME ADVICE!!!
GNC sells some flusher shit, though I doubt it's trustworthyness. Help a bor in need plz!!!!!!!!!1

 

[tboy72]

go to a head shop and get the best body detox they have.....i forgot the name of it, wish i hadent, but i remember what it looks like. anyhow follow the instruction exactly and you should be all clear! it worked for me and several pepole i know....i do remember 1 person say it didnt work for them. but that was like 1 in 20 so you should ok if you can get your hands on it...........the drinks at last check was around $45

 

[Gambino]

thanks bor...I got the bead on some quality flusher, just not sure how much I trust it...it seems that it would be harder to hoodwink these lab tests...afterall, if it was that easy to swindle these tests, what would be the point in testing?

 

[Jayy5921]

Try some goldenseal with a lot of water and mix it with another detoxer. I have a lot of bros that have used this and 90% of them passed. Good luck bro.

 

[tboy72]

dude i dont know about golden seal....EVERYONE I KNOW who used it...witch was pleany all faild....i heard the stuff they use to keep fruit fresh works too....but id stick to the BEST detoxer they have!

 

[genarr3]

Read this . .
http://www.elitefitness.com/sites/hulkster/drug_test.html

 

[Gambino]

thanks all...good shit genarr

 

[majutsu]

everything fails but clean urine for the heavy smoker. Those detox kits are bullshit, working only hit or miss for the casual smoker because of a diuretic effect. If you've seen kind within 2 weeks, clean urine is the only solution.

 

[TheAssholeFomerlyKnownAsDBBT]

"Christianity, above all, consoles; but there are naturally happy souls who do not need consolation. Consequently, Christianity begins by making such souls unhappy, for otherwise it would have no power over them." -- André Gide

"If ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, knowledge of nature is made for their destruction."
-- The Necessity of Atheism Percy Bysshe Shelley .

MMM yea, have fun in hell

 

[majutsu]

MMM yea, have fun in hell

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to detroitbodybuildertigers again.

 

[jbradley2093]

I have a fix for you that is fool proof.

Go to wallgreens and buy a heat therapy kit. It comes with a sling for your shoulder or elbow and 2 chemical heat packs. The heat packs are thin powder chemical pack, not a liquid chemical.

Then go to a head shop and buy one of the bottles with the temp strip on the outside.

Put the sling on you leg and pull it all the way up. It has a pouch for the heat pack. Have a clean friend piss for you in the bottle then put it the pouch with a heat packet on the OUTSIDE only. The bottle will be up against your skin with the heat pack on the outside. Do not use 2 heat packs or the piss will get too hot.

This will keep hot for at least 3 hours. Swap the heat pack after 2.5 hours if you need to keep the piss hot longer.

Go into the bathroom for the test and take the bottle out. Check the temp, if anything it will be a little too warm. If this is the case, pour it in the cup and set the cup on the back of the toilet for about 30 seconds. The cool porcelin will cool the piss. Don't leave it too long, or it will get too cold!!

If they are going to watch you you will need to do this same thing, but with a squeeze bottle and a tube. Reach in and pull the tube out instead of your pecker and squeeze the bottle to shoot the piss out. If they watch you they will not check for temp, so being too warm is not a concern.


This method has been used with success both ways multiple times!

 

[DJ_UFO]

My whole crew got randomly picked to piss (for work), test on monday...I smoke a lot of weed, though I haven't puffed in a few days...I NEED SOME ADVICE!!!
GNC sells some flusher shit, though I doubt it's trustworthyness. Help a bor in need plz!!!!!!!!!1

your whole soccer team will be tested?

 

[Gambino]

LOL at soccer team...no, work crew