Plumper Story

[Rex]

A guy at work is married to a huge broad, we'll call him Mac, but a lot of us have never seen her. We're coming out of the gate by the parking lot at work, walking to our cars, and we pass the guy's car. Another guy turns to Mac and says "Hey man your tires are low on the left. Might want to look at that." The guy looks at him at says "No, my wife is laying down on the driver's side."

Quickly had to get into my vehicle and drive away so I could laugh.

 

[chefbone]

A guy at work is married to a huge broad, we'll call him Mac, but a lot of us have never seen her. We're coming out of the gate by the parking lot at work, walking to our cars, and we pass the guy's car. Another guy turns to Mac and says "Hey man your tires are low on the left. Might want to look at that." The guy looks at him at says "No, my wife is laying down on the driver's side."

Quickly had to get into my vehicle and drive away so I could laugh.

I love plumper stories like that!!!!ROTFLMAO

 

[foreigngirl]

Is this true? If it is its so damn hillarious

 

[Rex]

Is this true? If it is its so damn hillarious

Swear to God it was true. I couldn't believe it happened.

 

[foreigngirl]

Swear to God it was true. I couldn't believe it happened.

I just cant beleive she is that fat that made the car go low...lmfao
And I cant beleive that there is actually a man out there that would marry her

 

[SoKlueles]

I think its kinda sad
well at least he loves her no matter what size she is....although it seems he talks bad about her because of it.....i bet he even talks bad to her too....im sure that helps her with her self esteem and losing weight

 

[hamstershaver]

thats pretty hot

 

[Rex]

I think its kinda sad
well at least he loves her no matter what size she is....although it seems he talks bad about her because of it.....i bet he even talks bad to her too....im sure that helps her with her self esteem and losing weight

SK, she's a bitch. She'll call the shop and demands to speak to him on the phone. Technically I don't have to let the bitch talk to him b/c it's a gov't phone and it's not official business. She is definatly the card holder in the relationship.

FG, she's at least 300 lbs no joke. And he's no Apollo.

If she wasn't a bitch, we wouldn't find it as funny as we do. There are a few guys married to some heavy girls, but they're at least nice.

 

[SoKlueles]

SK, she's a bitch. She'll call the shop and demands to speak to him on the phone. Technically I don't have to let the bitch talk to him b/c it's a gov't phone and it's not official business. She is definatly the card holder in the relationship.

FG, she's at least 300 lbs no joke. And he's no Apollo.

If she wasn't a bitch, we wouldn't find it as funny as we do. There are a few guys married to some heavy girls, but they're at least nice.

ok then thats different....that bitch


on a side note, one time i was at a gas station behind this car that was lopsided but it was on the drivers side......and then i saw why.....the woman got out of the car...and guess what?......the cars shocks were shot and the car neither went up or down
it was permanently like that

 

[Rex]

ok then thats different....that bitch


on a side note, one time i was at a gas station behind this car that was lopsided but it was on the drivers side......and then i saw why.....the woman got out of the car...and guess what?......the cars shocks were shot and the car neither went up or down
it was permanently like that

LOL. When the car says fuck it, then you know it's bad.