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PLEASE HELP BORS...drug test monday

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fucking OSHA cunts picked me for a random test on monday. I'm a heavy weed smoker, though I haven't puffed in a few days...what can I do?? GNC sells some flusher shite, don't know if it is trustworthy or not...PLZ help a bor in need out!!
 
Gambino said:
fucking OSHA cunts picked me for a random test on monday. I'm a heavy weed smoker, though I haven't puffed in a few days...what can I do?? GNC sells some flusher shite, don't know if it is trustworthy or not...PLZ help a bor in need out!!
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They picked you cause you got injured... they usually always test when you get injured...

Drink alot of friggin water.. ALOT... it will keep the concentration way down...

There are alot of concealer products out there... but some of them can be detected... be carefull...

Make sure to take alot of multi-vitamins with the water to maintain that yellow color...

Get those GNC Mega Man or whatever bullshit...
 
fuk, anyone have any first hand knowledge (thanks oak and ejac)
 
start drinking tons of water, I mean tons 'till you piss clear

Look for this stuff called Vales, call head shops, vitamin places, etc.... Just fnd it!

http://www.valeenterprises.com/products.asp?cat=1

I had a job interview once and smoked up to a few hours before the interview, I was offered the job but had 3 hours from the end of the interview to take a drug test. I drove straight to this head shop by my house, they had this vales product, you need at least 2 hours before the test and it works up to 5 hours after you take it. I passed. Get the kind with the vitamin pack, it makes your piss look yellow and natural rather than clear.

I've also taken some stuff called certos that you can buy at the market for like $5, but that takes atleast a week of preparation. Vales is your best choice.
 
Get high on life, maing!
 
yeah, no shite...if I was a coke head I would have no problem, only takes a few days to clear.
Sore, I have access to some GNC flusher (gnc lady said her husband is a physican and was pissed when he found out GNC sold such products) but not sure how much I trust these types of products...if it was that easy to swindle these tests, what would be the point in testing?
 
Gambino said:
yeah, no shite...if I was a coke head I would have no problem, only takes a few days to clear.
Sore, I have access to some GNC flusher (gnc lady said her husband is a physican and was pissed when he found out GNC sold such products) but not sure how much I trust these types of products...if it was that easy to swindle these tests, what would be the point in testing?
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I can only advice you on what I've used. Like I said Vales worked for me and I had been smoking heavy up to the day of the test, but of course I can't guarantee that shit.

Good luck fellow toker bro
 
ive passed, just by dosing up with water starting the morning of, taking double the vitamins, and pissing once before the test. another way- elmers glue bottle, fill it with some urine thats clean, and of your gender. pop it in the microwave before you leave the house, and put it in your undies to keep it warm, use a hot pack too if you want. then, pee out of the bottle. you want the temp to be at least 93 degrees F or higher. they dont like cold pee, its a bit unnatural.
 
TheOak01 said:
lots of water the morning of,little to no exercise until then,and I guess ya can try that gnc shit
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Little to no exercise? An increased metabolism will clear the body of the metabolites faster. If anything, I'd say be active as all hell.
 
keep some clean pee in a vial and tape it to the inside of your leg...

or you can stick the vial you know where...
 
Fucker, you lied in that other thread and said you were a natty. Weed increases apetite, therefore is very anabolic. Hypocrite.
 
Gambino said:
fucking OSHA cunts picked me for a random test on monday. I'm a heavy weed smoker, though I haven't puffed in a few days...what can I do?? GNC sells some flusher shite, don't know if it is trustworthy or not...PLZ help a bor in need out!!
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i'm a jackass. What is a OSHA Cunt? or a OSHA for that matter?
 
Gambino said:
safety orgainization

yeah bbf, I guess i'm not a natty
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Ok, that being said, drink tons and tons of water, and go to a local tattoo shop, they have urine cleaners that are reasonably effective.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Ok, that being said, drink tons and tons of water, and go to a local tattoo shop, they have urine cleaners that are reasonably effective.
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do you know from personal experience?
 
and the cleaner worked?? I'm reasonably skeptical, but I appreciate your word
 
You're welcome. No they are not full proof, but a fair number of people have passed their tests on them. Also, make sure you do not smoke between now and the drug test.
 
Not often, but maybe once a year or so I spark up on special occasions. I smoked with my sister last Christmas.
 
Gambino said:
and the cleaner worked?? I'm reasonably skeptical, but I appreciate your word
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did you read the links I posted?


also, I've used a cleaner on two different occasions. I passed both times but I was in a different situation than you.

The first time I hadn't smoked in 3 weeks. The second time I hadn't smoked in 11 days. So I think I may have been able to pass anyway but I took the cleaner as a second defence. Btw, all that's in those is b vitamins to make your piss yellow and creatine so your sample isn't diluted
 
The cleaner/masking agent is a good idea... but even more important that is drinking rediculous amounts of water and taking shit loads of vitamins...

DO IT ALL...
 
chewy, I read everything you linked...the report more or less said cleaners where bs...
 
Gambino said:
chewy, I read everything you linked...the report more or less said cleaners where bs...
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Yeah... like I said... DRINK WATER LOTS OF IT... take LOTS OF VITAMINS...
 
The Ejaculator said:
Yeah... like I said... DRINK WATER LOTS OF IT... take LOTS OF VITAMINS...
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yep, I have been drowing myself all day...this test shit is a scam, it's only done to appease insurance/osha...
 
I would try some herbal tea stuff (found t GNC) that uses to de-tox your body. I tried, and I am guessing it worked since I got the job. I was around heavy weed smoking all day a week before at a party once, did not smoke myself, but definately got high from the second hand smoke... Had me pissed and shitting since I was getting tested later that week.



Funny story related to that...


My girl tells me I am ok,....but I wanted to take precaution anyway. We go to GNC, get this herbal tea detox stuff, and I make it. It looked like brown dirty water, and had that sweet, yet, nausiating(sp?) smell of berries to it. Yet, I started drinking it 3 days before the test, adding creatine to adjust my levels accordingly. B-12 vitamins for piss color, ect... Tons of water.... Now...at this point I have been drinking about 2.5 gllons of the shit for like 3 days straight, and I can feel my insides churning.... After day 2 it was hard to hold anything in/down. (from the behind)I held up some... The day comes,....I get there early....I feel like I have to shit all of a sudden...."Oh shit:" I think...This shit gave me sudden diarreah/cramps! I started to sweat immediately.... I felt like I ws going to die. There was a friggin' line to the bathroom a mile, and I was feeling like I had no intentions of waiting that long..... I walked/ran (laughing) briskly out , holding my composure as best I could, run stepping and got to my car,..drove aalllllll the way back home clenching and sweating holding the wheel in pain,...and then ran inside and shit my brains out. Man, that was nuts.... I took another shower, and went bacck and had the test done. I turned out fine.
 
Go to a head shop and pick up Extreme Detox by UA Flush. Follow the directions. It will cost you $60, but you will pass.
 
Or you can buy the solution you pour into your urine to detoxify it. u have to keep it under your nuts. though so it stays warm.
 
Gambino said:
yep, I have been drowing myself all day...this test shit is a scam, it's only done to appease insurance/osha...
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The only thing you need to be worried about is the Ganja, correct?

If they are testing for juice as well, you are clearly a tagged/bagged muthafucka.

I would take SoreArm's advice as well as keep flushing with H20.

Good luck, G



DIV

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Well here are my thoughts. Not too long ago I had to take a post accident drug test for work. The irony of the situation was that I had smoked the night before. That being said my boss gave me a heads up about the test, which they arent supposed to do. I drank a gallon of freakin powerade on the way to the clinic, I picked powerade because it had B vits to keep my piss yellowish, sat around for an hour till my name was called and took the test. I also was on a creatine cycle at the time conveniently for me. Well a week went by and I got word that I passed. What happens when you take a drug test is they test that urine sample using a very cheap test and the results will be back within a day or two max. Now if your piss is clean they go ahead and tell your employer. If they detect a substance they then send it to a lab for a more expensive, and detailed test. If the substance detected doesn't reach a certain amount you pass. That was the case with me.
 
- 1+ Gallons of water the day of the test before it
- Creatine every day until the test (5-10g a day)
- B Complex Vitamins (TONS the day of the test, take them leading up to the test if possible... you should be takin B Complex daily anyway, only $3-8 at Wal-Mart for a bottle)

Those "flusher" things at GNC are usually (surprise) B Vitamins, Creatine, and some type of flavored liquid with instructions to drink a lot of water

B Vitamins - Keep your piss yellow
Creatine - Keeps creatinine levels in urine at a normal range
1+ gallons of water - Dilutes THC metabolites in urine to below the 50ng/ml or 100ng/ml cut-off point

- Fill the cup with the middle of your stream, not the first part of your piss and not the end of your piss either.

You could also try the Whizzanator (sp?) which is a fake penis and reservoir. They run $150-175 and you can buy synthetic powdered urine from the same company. The fake dicks come in 5 colors/skin tones and the urine is odorless. You mix it with warm water and put it into the reservoir. If you get caught doing this and you're on probation, most states will charge you with "tampering/attempted falsification of a drug test". There are knockoffs being made that are cheaper as well.
 
string_bean00 said:
Little to no exercise? An increased metabolism will clear the body of the metabolites faster. If anything, I'd say be active as all hell.
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if he had a few weeks yes,but with the test on mon it will only release the thc from the fatty stores in his body making him test higher
 
I've know of 5 people using cleaners to pass a drug test. (THC)
2 failed, 3 passed.

The 2 that failed were fat and the 3 passers where thin.
That's all I know...
 
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