Please critique my first cycle

[supersizeme]

Here she is. Give me your honest opinion, besides that fact that it needs new rims. How long would you run this cycle? I used to fuck up the neighborhood(this was in my pre-bigwheel days) in this bitch all damn day. I'd get the thing going so fast that that my feet couldn't keep up with how fast the pedals were rotating, and it would thus break at least two of my toes off when I tried to regain control of it. Sometimes I used to get a wild hair on my ass and not sit in the seat, but rather stand up on the rear ledge while I was going downhill and be like..."who's got the biggest sack in first grade?!?!" Havoc grew up in my neighrbood and had the same trike, however his seat always seemed to be broken off, yet he'd still ride around all day on it seated with this huge grin on his face. We'd always be like, "wtf are you grinning about" and he would just spin around on the damn seat and ask if we knew where the nearest speed bumps were.

 

[dballer]

I love you man.. not the way you think though.
I want to have sex with you.

 

[HappyScrappy]

that looks like one of them Jesse James rides.
could use some flames and a neon kit.

 

[beastboy]

Take the seat off and it'll be right up your "alley".

 

[saint808]

could use some flames and a neon kit.

definately then you will have all the white trash you can eat.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'm personally of the opinion that there isn't a vehicle on this planet that wouldn't look better with flames and a neon kit.

maybe a chain license plate holder too.

 

[supersizeme]

I love you man.. not the way you think though.
I want to have sex with you.

 

[saint808]

I'm personally of the opinion that there isn't a vehicle on this planet that wouldn't look better with flames and a neon kit.

maybe a chain license plate holder too.

what about cow car seat covers?

 

[dballer]

I'm personally of the opinion that there isn't a vehicle on this planet that wouldn't look better with flames and a neon kit.

maybe a chain license plate holder too.

you forgot tinted windows and either chinese writing on the side.. or a spanish name in BIG old english letters.

 

[supersizeme]

i think some sort of felt covering to go over the handlebars would jazz it up a bit, as would a crown air freshener.

 

[FreeballinDC]

It needs a big, red "R" on it, and either "Acura" or "Honda" plastered everywhere

 

[HappyScrappy]

it definitely needs a Calvin pissing on something.

 

[saint808]

it definitely needs a Calvin pissing on something.

perhaps calvin pissing on a scwhinn?

 

[PoyeBoy]

It would be better if it were a UNI-SCOOTER

 

[vixenbabe]

Grip tassels!

Gotta have those tassels....

 

[WODIN]

Nice but you need to add those streamer things to the handle bars and a few playing cards taped to the spokes.

Then you might consider putting some dubs on the back end when you feel ready.

 

[dballer]

Nice but you need to add those streamer things to the handle bars and a few playing cards taped to the spokes.

Then you might consider putting some dubs on the back end when you feel ready.

I think Vixen beat you to the punch..

 

[WODIN]

So she did dballer.

 

[havoc]

Super that was funny man. peace

 

[fistfullofsteel]

You need to hook it up some rear view mirrors on that bad boy. You don't want to run somebody over while backing up. You also want to be able to see other bikes behind you, so you know how much faster you have to peddle. Between an Indian Motorcycle and that bad ass ride you posted. I would definitely take the bad ass ride.