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please ban municipal monkfish

HamsterHider said:
Wodin is my 2nd cousin monkfish and a friend of the family so dont worry about it

I even did his sister and he did mine! That's kin!
 
Anyone who disrespects the sexually appealing garza definatley needs to be banned as far as im concerned. I am getting ready to compete in a jerkoffathon, and i am printing out some old garza pics so i will have good material to put me in prime position to win the contest. I am looking for a back pic of him i saw a while back on wannabebig, you could see the hair on his back and he posted a front pic where you could see his little puffy nipples protruding from his chest.

Hamsterhider, i loved your avatar on the triedia board. I think you should bring it here and use it. That was a great peice of artwork bro!
 
Gubernatorial Goosefish said:
Tell us more about Garza. What's he like?

He is a lean maean lady sodomizing machine. All the girls beg for a picken at his long dicken. He cut out a cats eye, and he is hairy as a yeti. He is the ultimate sex symbol of the human race. He is smart and all the girls want to ride his kalasaki. He is gods gift to women.
 
Lumbuss said:
He is a lean maean lady sodomizing machine. All the girls beg for a picken at his long dicken. He cut out a cats eye, and he is hairy as a yeti. He is the ultimate sex symbol of the human race. He is smart and all the girls want to ride his kalasaki. He is gods gift to women.

Sounds like Garza is a pretty cool guy.
 
Gubernatorial Goosefish said:


Sounds like Garza is a pretty cool guy.

NO shit!!! If you a lady, he is the epitome of what you want to be with. But if your a guy he is nothing but trouble, he will take your girl from you and you wont be able to do jack about it because he has massive 14'" biceps and his nipples protrude from his chest giving him the strength of 10 oxes. One day he posted his pic and the computer repair company's business went up 999999% because all the girls who saw it got moist and started cumming on their keyboards!!
 
He once made love to a one eyed cat, or plucked its eye out...or plucked the eye out then made love to the socket...either way hes a good man
 
HighIntensity said:
He once made love to a one eyed cat, or plucked its eye out...or plucked the eye out then made love to the socket

Apparently there's no law against that here in vegas...whew thats a relief.
 
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