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Is there a better adult channel on Dish network? I got a free week of it and so far am not overly impressed. Bunch of blonds with big boobs bouncing around.
Playboy TV?
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heatherrae
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I don't like soft porn. I only like the hardcore stuff. I usually just rent them.
heatherrae said:
they play the hard stuff at night. during the day, it's all playboy 'girl next door' junk and soft porn. they have a couple of good shows.
Ametuer Home Videos and Vivid Valley are kind of good.
SublimeZM said:
then eat something.
swole said:
Playboy shows real sex, they just have strategic camera angles so you can't actually see the penetration. lolol they let you look at vaginas all day, but no penises. weird.
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heatherrae
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I have to see penetration or I can't get into it. I won't get into all of my likes and such, but suffice it to say that without penetration footage, I would ZZZZZZZZZ...the-short-one said:
Mavafanculo
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the-short-one said:
at night, at least on cablevision, playboy shows everything except cum shots - bj's, penetration, penis, vagina, donkeys, midgets, just no money shot.
sardonicone
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heatherrae said:
Wha..wha... what????
I, uh, don't have a real response to this, other than to agree. I can do without the close up shots of the dudes ass however.
Who really likes that camera shot anyways? It's the dudes ass crack and the vagina being pounded, from this akward below the thigh angle...
heatherrae said:
it's actually quite annoying. I want to yell at the camera man to move a little more to the left so I can see what's going on. lolol
Like Mav said - at night they show everything.
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Kano
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HumanTarget said:
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HumanTarget said:
we do?
HumanTarget said:
oh.
I guess I should throw out my copy of "Double Penetration Virgins" then.
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heatherrae
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hehehehe.MrMuscle said:
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heatherrae
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ROFL...you crack me up.the-short-one said:
Tweakle
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from what little I saw they show mostly movies aimed at couples or women, when there's more closeups of the guy making a sexy-face than the girl's ass being pounded it's time to cancel the subscription.
The only porn I'll watch is the handcam, home footage looking videos filmed in a cheap motel room with the dude holding the camera and banging the girl at the same time. The first sniff of 80's neon lighting or cheesy Yanni riff and I'm changing channel (sadly the only stuff they show on the Movie Network here falls under the latter category)
The only porn I'll watch is the handcam, home footage looking videos filmed in a cheap motel room with the dude holding the camera and banging the girl at the same time. The first sniff of 80's neon lighting or cheesy Yanni riff and I'm changing channel (sadly the only stuff they show on the Movie Network here falls under the latter category)
Sassy69
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PBR said:
Apparently I'm late to the game on this...
About 10 yrs ago I was dating a guy who had some pirated cable & pay channels so we always made sure to watch SouthPark every Wed and then that call-in sex show w/ the two porn girls -- one of them was relatively famous. It was kinda like Jerry Springer w/ some of the callers, but for the most part it was sorta boring. It certainly set the mood, but otherwise, nothing really exciting.
I do recall I did finally get to see "Deep Throat" tho. All the 70s looks and the major bush weirded me out a little but at least I can say I've seen it.
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Douglas7777
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the-short-one said:
Must be AWFUL
string_bean00
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if there is not "ass" or "teen" in the title, preferablly both, than it's not porn
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