Plank has Afeedz finalized her plans

[Strongbow]

SB give us more detail on why you're mad at Abe Lincoln.

For freeing dem slaves and shit, that mutha fucka was the biggest sell out in the history of God. We have a kill Abe Lincoln Again Day in Georgia every year. I hear it's catching on in other states.

 

[wootoom]

I caught HIV

 

[Strongbow]

Wut

 

[miplank]

I caught HIV

you should catch some STFU

 

[AFeedz]

Like Abraham Lincoln really freed any slaves.

 

[miplank]

Like Abraham Lincoln really freed any slaves.

were you there?

 

[AFeedz]

where you there?

*were

 

[Strongbow]

Ya wanna really piss off some Southern folk, you got damn Yankee Northeners, start talking all that shit bout how we racist and prejudice and all that shit. But what makes it so bad is that fucking ngrs and Mexican and all these other waap head mutha fuckers can't take the cold, so theres like 10 ngrs and maybe 12 Hispanics in every state above the Mason Dixion Line. You bitches take some of these mutha fuckers up there and yo ass will start your own Abe Lincoln was a Mutha Fucker Day.

 

[wootoom]

Like Abraham Lincoln really freed any slaves.

Racist!

 

[wootoom]

Ya wanna really piss off some Southern folk, you got damn Yankee Northeners, start talking all that shit bout how we racist and prejudice and all that shit. But what makes it so bad is that fucking ngrs and Mexican and all these other waap head mutha fuckers can't take the cold, so theres like 10 ngrs and maybe 12 Hispanics in every state above the Mason Dixion Line. You bitches take some of these mutha fuckers up there and yo ass will start your own Abe Lincoln was a Mutha Fucker Day.

Omg I'm fucking gonna die of laughter

 

[miplank]

*were

that's what I said!

 

[wootoom]

The fucking mason Dixon line on Rocky Balboa hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[AFeedz]

I'm not racist. Lol But Abraham Lincoln didn't particularly want to free slaves nor did he.

 

[Strongbow]

Like Abraham Lincoln really freed any slaves.

He personally opened the gate at my great great great grandfather's farm while the ole man was gone fishing, or so legend has it. So there ya historically ignoratn fuck

 

[miplank]

lol@Abe Lincoln was a muthafucka day

 

[wootoom]

I'm not racist. Lol But Abraham Lincoln didn't particularly want to free slaves nor did he.

I just freed my snake

 

[AFeedz]

He personally opened the gate at my great great great grandfather's farm while the ole man was gone fishing, or so legend has it. So there ya historically ignoratn fuck

Lmaooo. Stfu

 

[miplank]

I'm not racist. Lol But Abraham Lincoln didn't particularly want to free slaves nor did he.

did he personally tell you this?

 

[Strongbow]

Okay back on point here, about getting this baby batter to your egg Annie?

 

[AFeedz]

did he personally tell you this?

Lol Why would you think he freed the slaves?

 

[wootoom]

Ivan Drago for president

 

[Strongbow]

Cause he wrote The Fucking Declaration of Negro Independence Afeedz duh

 

[Strongbow]

And followed that with the bill of African Rights

 

[cindylou]

Lmfaooooo

 

[Strongbow]

Then comes The Proclamation of Goverment Cheese

 

[AFeedz]

Cause he wrote The Fucking Declaration of Negro Independence Afeedz duh

Lmao wtfff

 

[Strongbow]

And low and behold The Welfare for Burheads Address

 

[Strongbow]

Pretty sure Obama founded the idea for The Give a Ngr a Celluar Phone Act of 2011 from Abe Lincoln's Lost Book, The I love Black Pussy Cause my Wife is Fat Collection of 1845

 

[miplank]

 

[miplank]

 

[Strongbow]

I mean I'm not racist I just hate Abe Lincoln

 

[Strongbow]

Abe did have a fly ass beard thou.

 

[wootoom]

Abe vigoda?

 

[nangiggles]

No. I didn't click bc if I wanted a dick that came with little intelligence, I'd rather just buy a vibrator.

well you were the last visitor in his profile...

 

[Strongbow]

I gotta roll, it's James Wilkes Booth night down at the VFW, see you niggas later.

 

[Strongbow]

well you were the last visitor in his profile...

You tell her nan, she knows her ass bes looking

 

[miplank]

well you were the last visitor in his profile...

busted!

 

[miplank]

I'd just like to take a second to thank SB for making this TOTW thread and giving me a break.

 

[Strongbow]

busted!

Girls gotta have something to flick her bean to bro. I ain't mad at her

 

[Strongbow]

I'd just like to take a second to thank SB for making this TOTW thread and giving me a break.

Anytime bro, like we always say we be running diz shit. Wurd

 

[wootoom]

Let's go surfing to tonight on my boat...yay, women and booze lol

 

[miplank]

feedz is quiet...she must really be going to town on herself

 

[Strongbow]

Ima wear my overalls to James Wilkes Booth Night, tonite Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwww

 

[wootoom]

Pics

 

[Strongbow]

feedz is quiet...she must really be going to town on herself

And how, prolly got that vibe bogged down, gonna have to hook it up to 110 power, battries ain't cutting it

 

[Strongbow]

Pics

Indeed

 

[miplank]

And how, prolly got that vibe bogged down, gonna have to hook it up to 110 power, battries ain't cutting it

nah, she's gotta unplug her stove so she can use 220v

 

[nangiggles]

im gay so you can show me pics

LOL nice try there

i defeat real champion

LMAO

I just freed my snake

LOOOOL

most women like money and power

you have neither

and you have the face of a pug that mated with a ninja turtle

Being a pug owner this really made me LOL

Pretty sure Obama founded the idea for The Give a Ngr a Celluar Phone Act of 2011 from Abe Lincoln's Lost Book, The I love Black Pussy Cause my Wife is Fat Collection of 1845

xDxDxD

Overall Woot provides the most lols here, TOTW thanks to Woot!

 

[miplank]

yeah, but you watch law & order so your judgement is clearly flawed

 

[nangiggles]

yeah, but you watch law & order so your judgement is clearly flawed

I also find you entertaining so what does that say?

 

[miplank]

I also find you entertaining so what does that say?

well, even a broken clock is right twice a day

 

[AFeedz]

well you were the last visitor in his profile...

I haven't even been to SB's page today so I'm guessing I wasn't the last visitor to his profile.

You know that list of 10 most recent is in alphabetical order, right? Not in order of most recent visit. Lol. Good try though, nan.

 

[miplank]

stop trying to cover your tracks cuz iggy is online!

 

[wootoom]

Lol fuck this place is awesome

 

[AFeedz]

Oooo. Iggy's online?!

 

[Strongbow]

I haven't even been to SB's page today so I'm guessing I wasn't the last visitor to his profile.

You know that list of 10 most recent is in alphabetical order, right? Not in order of most recent visit. Lol. Good try though.

DO yourealize my penis is 5 inches longer than the Iggmiesters ? Thats like 125% more meat

 

[nangiggles]

I haven't even been to SB's page today so I'm guessing I wasn't the last visitor to his profile.

You know that list of 10 most recent is in alphabetical order, right? Not in order of most recent visit. Lol. Good try though, nan.

LOL. well it was worth a shot...

 

[miplank]

like you didn't know

 

[Strongbow]

Judging from Iggy's slightly larger than normal clitoris and the gyno induced man boobs, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Afeedz is a closet Lesbian.

 

[bigpokey]

lol fuck this place is awesome

eye vil krauscch yuu!!!

 

[miplank]

afeedz has been drinkin from cups

 

[wootoom]

eye vil krauscch yuu!!!

you will lose

 

[bigpokey]

you will lose

i win for me! FOR ME!

 

[wootoom]

i win for me! FOR ME!

hes like a piece of iron

 

[-SD-]

I defeat all man

 

[wootoom]

i defeat real champion

 

[ceo]

lolz

But he really is like 6'5.

he must have been working out.

 

[ceo]

now that looks more like the real sb

with the fuckin rug on his belly?

 

[ceo]

If i took everything at face value, i'd believe you were a PGA tour golfing professional baseball player secret agent who has to hide his identity because the CIA might find out he's on a steroid message board.

because of his scarred knees due to surgeries after his professional tennis career.

 

[smurf2]

Like Abraham Lincoln really freed any slaves.

haha you can't expect those uneducated morons in the South to know what that War was really about.

 

[AFeedz]

haha you can't expect those uneducated morons in the South to know what that War was really about.

Haha. I didn't expect him to, so I was just trolling to see what SB would say. His list of fake, historical, Negro documents was hilarious.

 

[miplank]

Only reason smurfy knows what that war was about is because she was there.

 

[wootoom]

im having a vietnam trip...where the fuck am i right now

 

[bigpokey]

Well I'm fighting this thing man, it's like kick ass, or kiss ass, and I'm busting heads! It's the only way to win this fucking war. And these shitheads, these yellow traitoring motherfuckers. They're everywhere.

 

[smurf2]

Only reason smurfy knows what that war was about is because she was there.

I shook hands with Abe Lincoln once. Don't hate!