PIXIE.. you can have me now.. i'm done with VELVETT

[decem]

she left me hangin.... on bended knee... i'm done with her..

and i don't want anything to do with kayne's sloppy seconds.. BG..

night fly's taken..

and ashe has been taken an awful lot of out of town trips.. so i think i lost that one too..

bikinimom's an ex-stripper.. and we all know how nutty they are..

ssssooooo.. that leaves me with you..

(although.. nicoleP might give you a run for your money)...


so where ya at toots??

 

[decem]

what tha crap.. you people act like you actually have lives and something important to do on a saturday night..


where you at pixie????

 

[decem]

jesus christ.. 20 fuckers read this thread.. and noone responded.. what tha fuck???

just because it isn't addressed to you.. doesn't mean you can't post on it... i do it all the time...

 

[Si|vio]

m'kay

 

[decem]

kewl.. thx slick..

 

[the nature boy]

uh so basically telling her that she's the last girl on your list because everyone is taken is supposed to win her over?


let me know if that works.

 

[spongebob]

natureboy, im about to PM you, keep an eye out.

other than that, good luck with polarpixie

 

[decem]

works like a charm..... you just watch..




thx for the input spongebob..

 

[polarpixie]

Decem, you know you are my favorite calendar boy...but I've been so hurt ever since you proposed to Velvett...and right under my nose too...That's when I knew I had lost you for good...and I did not even know you had all those other girls on your mind too.....*sigh*....

I mean, I'm the type of girl who would have done *anything* for you, if only I knew without a doubt that I would always be #1 with you. So I just don't think I can do this....this emotional roller coaster of wondering if I'm your #1 girl or if I might drop back down to your last pick again...I mean, if Velvett ever wakes up and sees you for the gem that you truly are, and comes running to you, I think you would squash me like a bug on your way to run over into her arms....I would be CRUSHED!!!! Literally and Metaphorically speaking!!!

I think we should just be friends. Occasional Flirting is ok. But....to save my heart from any future pain, I must cross out the possibility of ever having you all to myself or else I will just be wounded....and I know you wouldn't want that either...."toots"....


in case anyone didn't get it, the above is just an over-dramatization due to the overactive imagination of decem and polarpixie and extreme boredom. Thanks. <bows>

 

[the People's Champ]

ummm, ok