Pitch the the worst movie idea you can think of

[Mr. dB]

Dr. Strangelove:

Jim Carey as:

Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, a British exchange officer
President Merkin Muffley, the American Commander-in-Chief
Dr. Strangelove, the wheelchair-bound nuclear war expert and former Nazi

Robin Williams as General Buck Turgidson, an over-the-top and patriotic General

Chevy Chase as General Jack D. Ripper, who is a paranoid ultra-patriot.

Larry The Cable Guy as Major T. J. "King" Kong, the B-52 Stratofortress bomber's commander and pilot.

Tracy Morgan as Lieutenant Lothar Zogg, the B-52's bombardier.

Steve Martin as Colonel "Bat" Guano, the Army officer who finds Mandrake and the dead Ripper.

Billy Crystal as Soviet Ambassador Alexei de Sadeski.

 

[jnevin]

Some white kid that constantly gets his ass kicked by ngrs challenges someone to a rap-off online and forgets how to open a beer because he's so drunk. Then he insists for months that his rhymes and beats were better and promises to redeem himself.

 

[nimbus]

3 adolescents who hate their lives have a contest to see who can be the first to contract HIV

 

[Mr. dB]

Animal House Goes To Congress

The still-living cast members of Animal House reprise their roles, only now all the brothers of Delta House find themselves newly-elected members of the US House Of Representatives. Flounder is a right-wing populist demogogue, and Pinto is a left-wing reformist. Hilarity ensues.