Piss Test Help!!!!!!

[CJ New Guy]

I was just tested specifically for steroids. Two full months (my last shot was 2 full months ago) I was on Sustanon 250 and Winstrol. It was my first cycle. What are the chances I am going to get popped? Is there anyway I can appeal a test when I am in the military? Is there any over the counter products that I can say I took and caused a false negative?

 

[enacer420nj]

ya your gonna come up positive....Sust is detectable for 3 months...the winny only 3 weeks...and nothing OTC is gonna show up as juice

 

[matty420]

you're dirty bro. good luck

 

[CJ New Guy]

Is there anything that will clean me out if given the chance for a second test?

 

[BigGunsInc.]

Yes, Time

BGI

 

[Papa Lion]

I've always wondered how those tests go?? I know if you've got MJ in your system you can drink a ton of water and thus dilute the test enough to come up negantive... have no idea about other drugs however!! ??????? ever hear of the whizzinator???

 

[icu11b]

What made them test you specifically for AAS?

 

[peejae]

What made them test you specifically for anabolic androgenic steroids?

This is what im wondering. They dont test for steroids in the military unless you are bumpin your gums all over the place.

 

[jdugan]

so unless your specificly tested for steroids, your alright with pissing for a new job? anyone?

 

[digit0x]

so unless your specificly tested for steroids, your alright with pissing for a new job? anyone?

i beleive that is the case. It was with my job at least, but shouldn't be enough for you to gamble on. Be safe bro, execute a family member and take time off. If you can't do that piss in the proctors face and just say ' you were confused about the instructions.'

 

[icu11b]

Bsasic NIDA tests for:

Cannabinoids (marijuana, hash)
Cocaine (cocaine, crack, benzoylecognine)
Amphetamines (amphetamines, methamphetamines, speed)
Opiates (heroin, opium, codeine, morphine)
Phencyclidine (PCP)

Expanded:

Barbiturates (Phenobarbital, Secobarbitol, Butalbital)
Hydrocodone (Lortab, Vicodin)
Methaqualone (Qualuudes)
Benzodiazepines (Valium, Xanax, Librium, Serax, Rohypnol)
Methadone
Propoxyphene (Darvon compounds)
Ethanol (Alcohol)
MDMA (Ecstasy)

Additional:

LSD
Tryptamines (Psilocybin, AMT, DMT, DPT, 5-MeO-DiPT)
Phenethylamines (Mescaline, MDMA, MDA, MDE, 2C-B, 2C-T-7)
Inhalents (Toluene, Xylene, Benzene)

No mention of AAS. No worries. -icu11b

 

[CJ New Guy]

An ex was being a bitch, she called and told the chain of command

 

[icu11b]

Worst case senario... 45 & 45, dropping a grade for six months. Yesterday, we had a guy punch an NCO, resist w/ the MPs(the maced & ASPed him) & he was back in formation @ COB. They need boots on the ground. -icu11b

 

[crazyjoe]

An ex was being a bitch, she called and told the chain of command

Maybe I'm wrong but, I thought steroids were hard to test for because you can't just test for "steroids" in general you have to test for a specific kind.

 

[matty420]

LOL at the whizzinator hahahaha what the fuck......

 

[nicolus]

Is there anything that will clean me out if given the chance for a second test?

http://www.steroidcleanse.com/

I have not heard good or bad things about this product, but check the other boards I believe there are user reviews there... Good luck and let us know what happens

 

[jeb0177]

Guilty As Charged!

 

[nicolus]

I was just tested specifically for steroids. Two full months (my last shot was 2 full months ago) I was on Sustanon 250 and Winstrol. It was my first cycle. What are the chances I am going to get popped? Is there anyway I can appeal a test when I am in the military? Is there any over the counter products that I can say I took and caused a false negative?

try this link of detection times:

http://www.steroid.com/detect.php

or

http://www.isteroids.com/steroids/Steroids Detection Times.html

hope that answers your question.

 

[icu11b]

I was involved in a thread on another board w/ a Soldier who was tested for ASS mid cycle. He was on test & deca & still came up negative. You may sqeak through.
-icu11b

 

[Jammin!]

Damn bro! I ust got out of the Corps and have never heard of anyone getting tested for juice. The tests are very expensive for one. You need to go to a head shop and buy a #1 it's a bladder you wear like a jock strap. It comes w/ synthetic urine works great .But i also know i've never taken a piss test in the military w/o someone gazing at my dick. Good luck!

 

[crazyjoe]

Maybe I'm wrong but, I thought steroids were hard to test for because you can't just test for "steroids" in general you have to test for a specific kind.

bump!

 

[sparetire]

they can detect the synthetic urine. get someone elses and put it in there. OR, put bleach on the tips of your fingers and pee on them as you pee into the cup - will wipe everything out, from what i hear. BTW, I thought steroids - injectibles like test were only detectible from the bloodstream?