Pirates gold coin candy is dangerous...

[txbondsman]

For peeps that have little ones or nieces/ nephews that may be going trick or treating....

http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/coins.asp

 

[AAP]

Why cause it tastes like pirate booty?

But that is so old. Nowdays black kids would rather have the chocolate wrapped Gold Teef treats. Just like their favorite rappa.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Why cause it tastes like pirate booty?

But that is so old. Nowdays black kids would rather have the chocolate wrapped Gold Teef treats. Just like their favorite rappa.

i knew you were going to bring up the black kids

 

[txbondsman]

hell, it's not even close to Halloween and the jokes ahve already started. can't wait till that night when they start pouriing over the walls like the enemy infiltrating the perimiter...

He'll prolly gonna get gold coin candy, just not that Sherwood brand.... lol

 

[swole]

don't forget to give out white chocolate so the black kids can have messy faces too!

 

[AAP]

hell, it's not even close to Halloween and the jokes ahve already started. can't wait till that night when they start pouriing over the walls like the enemy infiltrating the perimiter...

He'll prolly gonna get gold coin candy, just not that Sherwood brand.... lol

We just replaced our community fence. It is 10 feet high. We ordered it from China. So even if those bitches can climb this sucker, the lead paint will kill them.

"yo mistuh yous givin out any candy toenite?"

Only to kids who dress up.

"but dis iz muh cosstoom."

Really, what are you?

"yo mans I iz a AKORN votah."

*SLAM*

"MAAAHHHHHHH he ain't give me nuthing"

 

[txbondsman]

<<< cryin here

I can't write yet......

 

[txbondsman]

I don't know why that shit is SO fuckin funny to me, but it is...

 

[AAP]

I don't know why that shit is SO fuckin funny to me, but it is...

Because it is fucking true. And you know it is.

When I was little and went trick or treating, my parents wouldn't even dream of taking me to a strangers house. Not because they were scared of razor blades in apples, but because that would be seen as practically begging and being greedy.

And adults that were not home that night we went out, they would actually leave a bucket of candy on the front porch and we would follow the honor system and only pick out one piece. They could actually come back home and find left over candy later.

Try that here. You leave a bucket of candy out, you come back home to find a fucking shoot out occurred and chalk outlines in your front yard because one fool took the whole bucket and wouldn't share with his buddies. And three different sets of "aunties" wailing all over on the sidewalk over the demise of Red Dog, Scratch, and Chilly C. And no, that is not the names of their costume characters. Cause they didn't wear a damn costume.