Pintoca

[jack sparrow]

What steps in your workout regimen are you taking to gear up for your big swim?

 

[blut wump]

Pmod's on gear?

 

[jack sparrow]

Pmod's on gear?

Either, or. It's a long way across the Atlantic. Five thousand and seven hundred something odd Kilometers. It's gonna be rough. He's gonna need some clam butter oil or something...in large doses.

 

[blut wump]

That and webbed toes.

I still think the scenic route via Russia, Alaska and Canada would make more sense.

 

[jack sparrow]

That and webbed toes.

I still think the scenic route via Russia, Alaska and Canada would make more sense.

I agree, but Google Maps don't lie, we all know that...

They know what is best for us. LIKE GETTING MY ASS LOST AND ALMOST GETTING HIT BY A TRAIN!!!

I'm just sayin...they thought it was best, so I trusted in their vast knowledge of the best way to get where I wanted to go.

 

[pintoca]

I'm drinking winny by the case

 

[jack sparrow]

I'm drinking winny by the case

Pound it in a beer stein dude. You're gonna need it...thats a long swim.

 

[blut wump]

They should do a half-and-half Winny/Brandy mix for St. Bernards to carry to guys lost in the icy flows of the Atlantic.

 

[stilleto]

he's mexican... everyone knows they can't swim.

 

[jack sparrow]

he's mexican... everyone knows they can't swim.