Pink Space Biscuit

[Paulos]

Will you go on a date with me?

I am 20 years old, unemployed, about 20 pounds overweight, homeless, carless, slightly thinning in the frontal hairline, attending a community college, and I shop in the "petite" section when buying condoms.


What time should I pick you up?

Oh wait, I don't have a whip. I might be able to borrow a friend's Geo metro. It has a casette player and slightly smells of cat urine, but it's transportation. Does Burger King on your dime sound good?

 

[rsnoble]

sure im crackwhore belinda that'll be $25.00! seriously man dude, you gotta start tellin lies and be good at it.

 

[Lao Tzu]

You're unemployed and homeless now?

 

[Lao Tzu]

poor baby. I'll give you a handjob if we both promise to not make eye contact. Maybe.

 

[Paulos]

You're unemployed and homeless now?

I got fired last week and I am living at my friends house, I guess I am not homeless per se, I have no place of my own yet.

 

[The Red Dragon]

Wow...sorry about that man

 

[Lao Tzu]

Did you get falsely accused of stealing? thats going to make it real hard to get a new job.

 

[Paulos]

Did you get falsely accused of stealing? thats going to make it real hard to get a new job.

No, I accused my manager of stealing from my register but I ended up getting fired anyways for being a grand total of 1.15 cents short past the limit.

It won't be too hard - the store manager said I could use her as a reference when I left. No one here checks that shit anyways, at least not for these shitty jobs.

 

[Paulos]

poor baby. I'll give you a handjob if we both promise to not make eye contact. Maybe.

Well at least I'm not the gay one, If I'm just laying there pretending it's an 8 year old girl that doesn't make me a homosexual, right?

 

[Lao Tzu]

Well at least I'm not the gay one, If I'm just laying there pretending it's an 8 year old girl that doesn't make me a homosexual, right?

Not in Eastern Russia.