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[mrplunkey]

- Non-organically farmed vegetables microwaved in their original bag (to insure maximum exposure to original pesticides AND exposure to potential compounds captured in plastic.

- Non-organic chicken breast -- had to even walk to a different part of the store to get to it! Damn "all-natural" garbage was in the way.

- Kinkomann soy sauce to insure high sodium content (just in case the Frank's Hot Sauce didn't have enough)

- Frank's Red Hot Sauce because it insures I get 2% of recommended daily allowance of Vitamin A

 

[jiggagold]

that chicken looks bland as fuck mix in a spice or 2

 

[mrplunkey]

that chicken looks bland as fuck mix in a spice or 2

Soy sauce and Frank's Red Hot Sauce FTMWF!

I put that shit on everything.

 

[nangiggles]

that looks bland as hell

 

[binö]

no fliet mignon and crystal?

 

[miplank]

jesus dude, that's like 2409428928454983289234823498 grams of salt. lol

 

[jiggagold]

ghetto folk eat more lavishly

 

[mrplunkey]

no fliet mignon and crystal?

I don't have a discriminating palette. Once that was slathered with soy and Franks, I was eating like a king.

During the day when I'm running behind, I'll stop at our local convenient store and buy those pre-packaged turkey sandwiches. My only beef is the store doesn't carry Franks so I can't doctor it up right on the spot.

I'll take a pic next time I buy one. They just switched to the "Gourmet" sandwiches (still sealed in a clear plastic container), which I don't like nearly as much as the old ones.

 

[mrplunkey]

jesus dude, that's like 2409428928454983289234823498 grams of salt. lol

I can't taste the salt unless it's heavy.

 

[shirlene29]

youre gonna die from whatever that crap is in plastic thats so horrible




dude...we have an all organic grocery store here...the place assraped me on shrimp (and wouldnt organic shrimp just be like..normal fuckin shrimp anyway?)

 

[mrplunkey]

youre gonna die from whatever that crap is in plastic thats so horrible

dude...we have an all organic grocery store here...the place assraped me on shrimp (and wouldnt organic shrimp just be like..normal fuckin shrimp anyway?)

Lotteries are a tax on people who are bad at statistics.

Organic food is a tax on people who are bad at biochemistry.

Blue/RS in 3... 2... 1...

 

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Lotteries are a tax on people who are bad at statistics.

Organic food is a tax on people who are bad at biochemistry.

Blue/RS in 3... 2... 1...

Hey, stats are fucking difficult rob!

 

[mrplunkey]

Hey, stats are fucking difficult rob!

75% of people don't understand them and the other third just don't care.

 

[mrplunkey]

Hey, stats are fucking difficult rob!

I used to laugh my ass off when he'd lecture about esoteric issues in nuclear science, biochemistry and economics and then admitted that cybercollege statistics was kicking his ass.

 

[miplank]

83% of stats are made up on the spot.

 

[-SD-]

100% of robs who work in the car sales business are are dbags

 

[smurf2]

75% of people don't understand them and the other third just don't care.

lOl

 

[-SD-]

If Im going 80MPH how long does it take to go 80 miles

 

[WoodyO]

youre gonna die from whatever that crap is in plastic thats so horrible




dude...we have an all organic grocery store here...the place assraped me on shrimp (and wouldnt organic shrimp just be like..normal fuckin shrimp anyway?)

Shrimp is the cockroach of the ocean

 

[miplank]

0% of good bro's had a ROI with jon79.

 

[-SD-]

I should have gotten 100% of the investment cash from my dad for a 0% loss

 

[miplank]

olololololo

 

[-SD-]

100% of the sofas jon79 sleeps on are piss soaked

 

[miplank]

97% of meat ups provide the lulz

 

[-SD-]

100% of everyone Ive met from EF are 95% crazy

 

[miplank]

I'm hard as fuck 100% of the time

 

[nangiggles]

If Im going 80MPH how long does it take to go 80 miles

58 min if I'm in shape

 

[miplank]

58 min if I'm in shape

which you're not, so 2 weeks.

 

[-SD-]

loolloololo

 

[miplank]

lolololololol

 

[-SD-]

58 minutes after eating a nanroast and using rocket powered farts for moving forward fast

 

[PICK3]

Poasting pics of lunch/dinner is for ngrs that don't have hawt wimmez or expensive toys to poast pics of

Just saying'

 

[ceo]

I don't have a discriminating palette. Once that was slathered with soy and Franks, I was eating like a king.

During the day when I'm running behind, I'll stop at our local convenient store and buy those pre-packaged turkey sandwiches. My only beef is the store doesn't carry Franks so I can't doctor it up right on the spot.

I'll take a pic next time I buy one. They just switched to the "Gourmet" sandwiches (still sealed in a clear plastic container), which I don't like nearly as much as the old ones.

you should fashion yourself a little belt holster to hold your Frank's Red Hot Sauce, so you can carry it with you everywhere, for just such an occasion.

 

[binö]

my jooses are hand squeezed from the testes of pygmies and shipped via sail with a hand hewn hull and delivered to my door by pony courier

 

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my jooses are hand squeezed from the testes of pygmies and shipped via sail with a hand hewn hull and delivered to my door by pony courier

sealed in a kangaroo ball bag for freshness

 

[binö]

sealed in a kangaroo ball bag for freshness

big negavite, killing animals for their nutsacks is unspiritual and unhealthy for our ecosystem...it comes packaged in all organic union processed fiber optic wrapping

 

[PICK3]

I want to be like Plunkey!!!!

 

[nangiggles]

I want to be like Plunkey!!!!

Lololol

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[mrplunkey]

I want to be like Plunkey!!!!

OMG we should dine together!

Butt we are still having:

And

 

[shirlene29]

this thread provided 87% of the lols on this board today

 

[mrplunkey]

you should fashion yourself a little belt holster to hold your Frank's Red Hot Sauce, so you can carry it with you everywhere, for just such an occasion.

And I'll have a pre-filled syringe with 1g of test loaded on the other side of the holster.

 

[-SD-]

dont forget the propane tank filled with all natural pot smoke

 

[shirlene29]

I knew you guys weren't the only ones to think that would be great
clearly a man idea

Redirect Notice

 

[mrplunkey]

dont forget the propane tank filled with all natural pot smoke

That runs the 400% efficient turbine that powers my meditation crystals.

The dalai lama ain't got shit on me.

 

[PICK3]

OMG we should dine together!

Butt we are still having:

And

ololololol!

 

[mrplunkey]

I knew you guys weren't the only ones to think that would be great
clearly a man idea

Redirect Notice

I can picture Pick3 running around with nothing but that tool belt on chasing Mr. Long John.

 

[mrplunkey]

Dinner is same thing... but with shrimp!

- Farm-raised shrimp (hopefully from China). Bought frozen in a bulk package at the local Kroger's

 

[the_alcatraz]

this is so lol

 

[jiggagold]

U eat kingly

 

[mrplunkey]

U eat kingly

<---- Baller!

Between those two meals, some egg whites this morning and my protein shake, I've got like $16-18 invested in food today.

 

[shirlene29]

I think thats about how much I got assraped for on my shrimp alone

 

[mrplunkey]

I think thats about how much I got assraped for on my shrimp alone

The huge frozen bags just aren't that expensive.

I can see where going with all the high-end organic/all-natural/blah blah stuff would get expensive in a hurry though.

 

[shirlene29]

this was a good sized frozen bag but by no means huge..it lasted about a day of non stop shrimp eating tho

cuz I REALLY wanted shrimp when I bought it

now I really don't want anything I just looked at todays cals and theyre clocking in under 1000 cals ..eye-in the kitchen to see what I even want to eat and coming up short

 

[smurf2]

That broccoli looks good as fuck. I love broccoli. In fact I had them give me a double order with my Alfredo last night

 

[PICK3]

Dinner is same thing... but with shrimp

That's nutritionally redundant

Just sayin'

 

[EarthRider]

it will taste better if it was usda organic, just sayin

 

[mrplunkey]

That's nutritionally redundant

Just sayin'

Not everyone gets the balanced regimen of...

aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc

... that you get a few times per day.

 

[mrplunkey]

it will taste better if it was usda organic, just sayin

Yeah and if were infused with all-natural pot smoke it would probably make me stronger too.

Every time the organic lobby fails to prove any benefit to their overpriced food, they fall back onto the taste argument.

 

[jiggagold]

My semen is organic

 

[mrplunkey]

My semen is organic

Mine is tinted green and glows in the dark.

Think it's the Frank's Hot Sauce?

 

[EarthRider]

Yeah and if were infused with all-natural pot smoke it would probably make me stronger too.

Every time the organic lobby fails to prove any benefit to their overpriced food, they fall back onto the taste argument.

sweet, i didn't know natural pot made you stronger, wonder if that comes in organic

 

[jiggagold]

i think it is the genetically modified organisms you consume on the reg nig'

 

[EarthRider]

as long as it's still natty i'm good with it

 

[jiggagold]

u drink natty light, u like that milwaukees best shit

 

[miplank]

Old Milwaukee

 

[nangiggles]

which you're not, so 2 weeks.

I'd probably drop dead before I can go 80 miles, true story

 

[EarthRider]

lol, in high school i drank natty light, true story


after 6 it all tastes like water anyway

 

[nangiggles]

lol, in high school i drank natty light, true story


after 6 it all tastes like water anyway

I drank ONCE in high school when I was a senior (17) I felt so bad to be "breaking rules" I didnt even enjoy it.... I'm a classic Debbie Downer

 

[EarthRider]

i drank a lot in high school

 

[mrplunkey]

i drank a lot in high school

Ergo the smoothie career.

 

[EarthRider]

yeah that's about all i learned to do in high school, drink beer and make smoothies

already too many bars in Wisconsin, so i went for smoothies

 

[mrplunkey]

yeah that's about all i learned to do in high school, drink beer and make smoothies

already too many bars in Wisconsin, so i went for smoothies

Smoothies are too un-natural for me. Way too much processing.

 

[EarthRider]

are you sure about that bro, i think they sell pre mixed smoothies in a bag for guys like you in the grocery section

 

[mrplunkey]

are you sure about that bro, i think they sell pre mixed smoothies in a bag for guys like you in the grocery section

If retards want to believe in organic food, I'd like to foster the belief that the blades in the smoothie blender re-arrange the molecules in the drink and turn them into carcinogens.

I can't believe you are promoting cancer. That's sick.

 

[gatemoney]

I can't believe you are promoting cancer. That's sick.

You bastard!

 

[mrplunkey]

You bastard!

Exactly.

Big companies have taken-over the smoothie industry and are killing people left and right.

 

[nangiggles]

are you sure about that bro, i think they sell pre mixed smoothies in a bag for guys like you in the grocery section

Do u have an organic blend smoothie that costs 75% more?

V8 has a new smoothie drink with good ol' preservants, just the way I l like it!

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[PICK3]

I like smoothies with a creamy texture

 

[mrplunkey]

I like smoothies with a creamy texture

That comes from the jizz, which is all-natural.

Unless you get it from me, because the Frank's Hot Sauce makes mine spicy. I mailed RS a sample and he confirmed it.

 

[gatemoney]

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These are todays meals.
I keep my cooked food in glass with rubber lids just because it doesn't take long for plastic to get nasty. It is porous and seems like after a while i just can't get it clean.
Breakfast not shown.

 

[mrplunkey]

View attachment 63323
These are todays meals.
I keep my cooked food in glass with rubber lids just because it doesn't take long for plastic to get nasty. It is porous and seems like after a while i just can't get it clean.
Breakfast not shown.

That's outstanding discipline!

I need to move toward something like that, at least for evenings and weekends.

 

[gatemoney]

I've found that if i don't prepare all of a days worth of food ahead of time i will cheat out of pure laziness.
Im trying to drop bf right now so planning ahead is a must. I just don't have the metabolism for cheating.
I don't know if you remember but i posted some pics a while back with a bf around 18-20%. Got some advice from OWL on diet and some encouragement from cutie and i was off. Been at it for about 4 months now and im just starting to show top abs. Pretty good progress i guess but still not where I want to be. Once I'm happy I'll post before and after pics for everyone to lol.

 

[*ebony*]

OMG we should dine together!

Butt we are still having:

And

lmao
scandalous!

 

[mrplunkey]

lmao
scandalous!

And it goes without saying that I'm supplying the sausage and cream!

 

[*ebony*]

omg.hahahahahaha

 

[nangiggles]

And it goes without saying that I'm supplying the sausage and cream!

eat that shit! chew that shit!

 

[wootoom]

I just had this for lunch

 

[gatemoney]

Im having a zucchini salad
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