*PICS* I never thought i'd pay $240 for a forum...

[nimbus]

http://www.elitefitness.com/reports/chairman/

 

[yonkers weights]

Wtf???

 

[MichaelScott]

featured seem cool, but a little too rich for my wallet

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

Investment Option One: You get all the Chairman Member features and your investment is $222 billed every three months. Your renewal rate is fixed and cannot increase. This plan includes 250,000 Karma Hits plus an additional 250,000 Karma Hits with each renewal. Note: it is easy to turn off renewals in the Your Account page.

Investment Option Two: You get all the Chairman Member features and your investment is $888 billed every 13 months (12 months plus and additional month free). Your renewal rate is fixed and cannot increase. This plan includes 1 million Karma Hits plus an additional 1 million Karma Hits with each renewal.

Investment Option Three: You get all the Chairman Member features and your investment is $1200 billed every 14 months (12 months plus two additional months free). This membership includes copies of all the eBooks currently sold. Your renewal rate is fixed and cannot increase. This plan includes 1 million Karma Hits plus an additional 1 million Karma Hits with each renewal.



do blowjobs come with this deal? are you fucking serious?

 

[ceo]

Investment Option One: You get all the Chairman Member features and your investment is $222 billed every three months. Your renewal rate is fixed and cannot increase. This plan includes 250,000 Karma Hits plus an additional 250,000 Karma Hits with each renewal. Note: it is easy to turn off renewals in the Your Account page.

I paid less than this (and only one time) for lifetime platty!!!

 

[Lestat]

parody thread bump!