Cornfaggeto-tell you what, stick to playing cuddle with your freshly fluffed wrestling buddy collection at the foot of your official care bear commander issue comforter while you drag those tremendous marshmellow man like gut rolls hanging off your freshly waxed, buffed and plucked rib cage around the expanse of your bed looking for chili spilled during last nights bedtime food fight/foreplay with Tommy from next door. Have a Coors and toast an original faggot.