Personal hygiene at work

[MarthaStewart]

multiple times I have been picking my nose at my desk and someone has come up and talked to me.
I will turn around and just keep talking, digging away at my nose.

I figure it is better than pulling something sloppy out and then eating it.

I also fart a lot. even at work.

I currently am wearing shorts and a polo shit and no shoes. I put the shoes on when I have to go to the bathroom though.
that's where all the magic happens.

 

[biteme]

Do you slip into the bathroom and quickly check to see that you don't have a booger in your nose or food in your teeth or on your face? Have you ever been caught while doing this and if so were you embarrassed and tried to cover it up by acting like you were straightning your hair?

 

[FreeballinDC]

Screw that.

I sweat like a pig.

I can walk 15 minutes from my house to the subway, and look like I just got drenched in a downpour.

I get stares from people on the subway car, who can't seem to believe theres this big sweating man on the same train with them.

I even had a homeless woman say "damn, he's sweating" after I passed her on the street.

With that being said, anybody suggest any colonge I could use? At least if they are going to see me sweat, they could at least enjoy the smell!

 

[PoyeBoy]

darktooth shaved his head so he didnt have a lice breeding ground anymoe, he lives in the ghetto and his car got its ass kicked

 

[vixenbabe]

lol@ Free..You always make me smile..Even though you may stank!

I once tried to pull a loose/stray hair from one my clients faces once...Damn wirey thing was attached! I could have put a bead on the end of it! Boy, was I learned a lesson that day!

 

[FreeballinDC]

lol@ Free..You always make me smile..Even though you may stank!

I once tried to pull a loose/stray hair from one my clients faces once...Damn wirey thing was attached! I could have put a bead on the end of it! Boy, was I learned a lesson that day!

LOL, was it attached to a mole??

There's always the one where you are talking to somebody, and then they wipe their nose, and you think they are signalling you to wipe yours, because now you think there is something hanging out of your nose, and they keep on wiping theirs....

God I hate that.

 

[dawookie]

Screw that.

I sweat like a pig.

I can walk 15 minutes from my house to the subway, and look like I just got drenched in a downpour.

I get stares from people on the subway car, who can't seem to believe theres this big sweating man on the same train with them.

I even had a homeless woman say "damn, he's sweating" after I passed her on the street.

With that being said, anybody suggest any colonge I could use? At least if they are going to see me sweat, they could at least enjoy the smell!

you could get that body spray that makes chicks want you.



I am always bothered seeing someone brushing their teeth in the bathroom.. I dont see any problem using the handicapped sink for this but not the normal sinks!!
I hate it especially if they are there before and after I go and drop the kids off at the pool. Then they have a whole commentary on my tail-growing experiences.

 

[FitFossil]

I normally don't get much foot traffic into my office. But if by chance I should fart (which really isn't that much I promise ), all of a sudden it's like the whole world beats a path to my door. Even though it's embarrassing, it's funny at the same time because I have an evil streak.

 

[Y_lifter]

I Can't imagine going into a Public Restroom without shoes.
Some days I wanna wear hip waders..

 

[vixenbabe]

LOL, was it attached to a mole??

NO! It's what reeaaly thru me for a loop, if there had been a mole I would have stayed clear of it! lol

Y-lifter...Nothing like stickin to the floor in flip flops! Groossss!

FitFossil...You need a sign for you office door that reads: "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK"!