Pepper spray in the armpits?

[Cutiebolic]

It almost just happened

Won't fumble around blindly in my gym bag for travel size spray deodorant again....

 

[nangiggles]

 

[wootoom]

I have condoms in my gym bag

 

[PICK3]

I have a bag full of dicks

 

[Cutiebolic]

I have condoms in my gym bag

I'll be sure to check over my shoulder twice before using the Butt Blaster

 

[nangiggles]

I have a bag full of dicks

this made me laugh out loud xD

 

[wootoom]

I work out with a fleshlight on my cock

 

[caligirl85]

I thought that was a gun in your pocket!?!

 

[nangiggles]

I thought that was a gun in your pocket!?!

I thought he was happy to see me

 

[caligirl85]

I thought he was happy to see me

LOL...that made me laugh out loud. My office roomie is looking at me funny.

 

[PICK3]

this made me laugh out loud xD

ololololol!

 

[miplank]

Lololololol

 

[digimon7068]

a little touch under each armpit would likely help someone (who wouldn't otherwise be able to) pass a polygraph test...jus' sayin'

 

[nydj66]

Several years ago a friend of mine sprayed some chick's pepper spray into his own throat because he thought it was an asthma inhalor. It took 10 minutes before he could explain what happened.

 

[binö]

look at me i'm a silly girl with pepper stankin armpits teehee!!#!

 

[jiggagold]

i have a dildo in my gym bag for forearms

 

[Cutiebolic]

i have a dildo in my gym bag for forearms

How exactly does that work?

 

[miplank]

Come over and find out

 

[jiggagold]

its double sided for me and you cutie

 

[Mr. dB]

That would make a really nice aftershave.

 

[Cutiebolic]

Come over and find out

Stop teasing me, Mitch

 

[Cutiebolic]

That would make a really nice aftershave.

Maybe if you're good you'll get sum in your stocking

 

[Mr. dB]

Maybe if you're good you'll get sum in your stocking

"some"

 

[-SD-]

"some"

"cum"

 

[wootoom]

*torqued*

 

[Cutiebolic]

"some"

R u shur?

 

[Mr. dB]

Welcome to the post-literate society.

 

[Cutiebolic]

Welcome to the post-literate society.

Damb.

 

[-SD-]

I can haz litterasee

 

[Mr. dB]

Maybe if you're good you'll get sum in your stocking

No such luck, The Evil Stepmom stuffed mine with toothpaste, soap, and a pack of tissues.

 

[Cutiebolic]

Maybe if you're good you'll get sum in your stocking[/QUOTE

No such luck, The Evil Stepmom stuffed mine with toothpaste, soap, and a pack of tissues.

Were you a bad stepchild?

 

[miplank]

Lol

 

[Cutiebolic]

She sounds like a stingy ho

 

[Mr. dB]

Were you a bad stepchild?

Indubitably.

Lol

She sounds like a stingy ho

Small town people. Country-ass crackers.

 

[pdaddyII]

*hard*

 

[kx250rider]

Several years ago a friend of mine sprayed some chick's pepper spray into his own throat because he thought it was an asthma inhalor. It took 10 minutes before he could explain what happened.

Hmmm: I better be careful: I keep a .357 revolver right next to the remote in the bedroom.

Charles

 

[Mr. dB]

Better than keeping it next to the hair dryer on your bathroom counter I guess.

 

[Cutiebolic]

Better than keeping it next to the hair dryer on your bathroom counter I guess.

Certainly only going to help in a narrow subset of shower-intruder scenarios

 

[nydj66]

Hmmm: I better be careful: I keep a .357 revolver right next to the remote in the bedroom.

Charles

That'll come in handy if you want to go nuts like Elvis and shoot the TV every time Robert Goulet is on.