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satanic goatslayer
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From my short time on elitefitness.com, I have noticed that there are certain types of posts that have no "point", and therefore the author should die.
Who should die?
1) Myself, first and foremost
2) People who make "Get on ICQ etc.." posts
3) Anybody who only has the word "Holla" written in the post
4) People who use more than 5 smiley faces
5) People who post "Clear your PM" posts. There is a thing called e-mail. Use it.
6) Those who make racial posts, but aren't trying to incite a race war
7) RyanH, for not allowing pictures of retarded children. They need exposure too.
8) Christians
9) People who aren't able to spell simple words (often). Have some hemlock, end it.
10) The idiots on "Elite Between the Sheets", barring those who post more than "nice tits" etc
to name a few. Now maybe they shouldn't die, and I'm being harsh, BUT death is the best answer for every problem. I'll start by drilling a hole into my temple, pouring gasoline in it, and igniting the fuel. I trust some of the aforementioned folks will follow suit.
"Holla"
Who should die?
1) Myself, first and foremost
2) People who make "Get on ICQ etc.." posts
3) Anybody who only has the word "Holla" written in the post
4) People who use more than 5 smiley faces
5) People who post "Clear your PM" posts. There is a thing called e-mail. Use it.
6) Those who make racial posts, but aren't trying to incite a race war
7) RyanH, for not allowing pictures of retarded children. They need exposure too.
8) Christians
9) People who aren't able to spell simple words (often). Have some hemlock, end it.
10) The idiots on "Elite Between the Sheets", barring those who post more than "nice tits" etc
to name a few. Now maybe they shouldn't die, and I'm being harsh, BUT death is the best answer for every problem. I'll start by drilling a hole into my temple, pouring gasoline in it, and igniting the fuel. I trust some of the aforementioned folks will follow suit.
"Holla"
