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People that start into the elevator immediately when the doors open

Lumberg

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WTF?

Does it ever occur to them that people might be getting OUT?

And this happens at least once a day.
 
They're the same ones that want to get in the same partition as you, in a revolving door. Wtf? Then they kick your heels all the way around..


Okay, it's really just my mom that does that, but it's tres annoying. :)
 
Seashell said:
I like to call them.. "eager beavers"


wow, there are some great comebacks for this one.
 
Solution-Have a Big security Guard man the inside of the elevator hold his fist straight out to the crack in the door as it opens.After a couple of days of accidents,word will travel and everyone will pause for a moment.
 
See, in my city there is a subway. It's actually announced, though 99% of riders know this, to let people exit the trains before entering. It makes perfect sense.

It's funny, I have the exact same approach to an elevator door as a Metro door, I stand just to the side and peer in to find exiters as the doors open. When I am pretty sure no one (else) is getting off, I get on.

It's even more important to do this on elevators cos you can't see through the doors like you can on Metro.

Idiots.

I don't like "eager beavers" cos that sounds like a good thing. Do you have an eager beaver, Seashell? I mean it it's the right guy?
 
Seashell said:
They're the same ones that want to get in the same partition as you, in a revolving door. Wtf? Then they kick your heels all the way around..


Okay, it's really just my mom that does that, but it's tres annoying. :)

I would do everything in my power to get in the same partition as you! Then I would pray for the doors to get stuck.

Ohhh, my simple hopes and dreams!!!
 
right before the doors open I get right in front of it and start doing the pec dance....they run in fear I tell you! (could be the gyno though)
 
stairs are where it's @. I like my space to much to be in an elevator.
 
wtf? what kind of person tries to get into the same partition of a revolving door as you? that's a blatant violation of personal space and locomotive etiquette (section 3-45:56).
 
I usually get in a 3 point stance before the elevator opens and launch myslef like a human missile out the door. This seems to work well.
 
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