People of EF tell me about yourselves....

[binö]

i'm becoming more and more reclusive as i age

 

[nimbus]

i'm becoming more and more reclusive as i age

did you go to the raiders game?

 

[JayC9]

I just found out the stripper I'm talking to lied about her age, she's actually 18.
10 year difference is no big deal, right?

Right, Mr B stopped by today, asked him if he was going to introduce his granddaughter, turns out it's his latest girlfriend. He's 75, waking up next to a hot 22 year old, guessing he probably doesn't give a shit what other people consider socially acceptable, hats off to the old boy really.

 

[JayC9]

Jay, 32, collector of belly button fluff, currently half a pillow short of a complete bedroom set.

 

[JayC9]

thread title suggests multiple personalities

 

[Smurfy]

Jay, 32, collector of belly button fluff, currently half a pillow short of a complete bedroom set.

lol

 

[PICK3]

I'm older, round, and have a great affinity for the poon.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

i'm older, round, and have a great affinity for the cawk.

+1

 

[Dial_tone]

I am the inventor of numerous things that you use every day such as pants, fabric softener, wood and fried chicken.

 

[PICK3]

+1

wtf???