Pennsylvania Dutch = Satan's Spawn ?

[Y_lifter]

I am convinced that the People's known commonly as "Pennsylvania Dutch" are working through Satan using
evil methods of culinary temptation to destroy Mankind and my battle against the Mid Life Bulge.

I have found myself married into a family of these "Satan Born Peoples" these last 14 years,
and have eaten and gathered sufficient evidence of my above beliefs.

See Below as Proof:

Schnitz un Knepp(Apple Dumplings)
Shoofly Pie
Sauerkraut and Sausage
Chicken Corn Soup
Funnel Cake
Kettle Fried Potato Chips
Sweet Lebanon Bologna
Mayonnaise Cake
Skillet Sausage Gravy
Potato Dressing
Thick Milk Pie
Funnel Cake
Chicken Pot Pie
Red Beet Eggs
Fried Cabbage
Molasses Cake

I could go on and on but you get the idea... And I'm Sure Ol' Man Wodin will corroborate my thesis.

A Pennsylvania cooking rule is to add butter whenever possible.

The Power of Christ Compels you
The Power of Christ Compels you

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

I'm one of those people...

Your forgot soft pretzels and scrapple though.

 

[WODIN]

HELL YEAH!!!

Eat one shoo fly pie...you will be in a sugar coma for a month.

I think the Amish were Kings inspiration for Children of the Corn.

 

[HappyScrappy]

they have the best crack though

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Our local Amish were always getting arrested for dealing cocaine.

 

[Y_lifter]

And to make matters worse, Mom in Law (I do love her) is teaching my wife and daughter all the Satanic rituals listed above and more...

Last week it was Home Made Maccaroni and Cheese with like 5 different kinds of cheese...

I didn't shit for 4 days after that...

 

[HappyScrappy]

I didn't shit for 4 days after that...

but when you did it was magical and could speak German?
I think we've all been there.

 

[WODIN]

And to make matters worse, Mom in Law (I do love her) is teaching my wife and daughter all the Satanic rituals listed above and more...

Last week it was Home Made Maccaroni and Cheese with like 5 different kinds of cheese...

I didn't shit for 4 days after that...

WOW!!!! Send me that Recipe would ya?!!!!

 

[Y_lifter]

For 25 Seconds I knew what it was to be Gay....
As for the German, only the Tidy Bowl Man will ever know that one.

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by WODIN
WOW!!!! Send me that Recipe would ya?!!!!

I'll try and Pry it from her grasp while she sleeps....

I take it you want to feel that 25 Seconds for yourself huh?

 

[HappyScrappy]

WOW!!!! Send me that Recipe would ya?!!!!

2lbs butter
4 eggs
3lbs ground sirloin
1 duck
4 yards duct tape
1lb butter
3oz vodka
1 gallon of milk
2 tbs of gasoline
2oz vodka
oodles of noodles
1lb cheddar cheese (grated)
2lbs butter
1lb oysters
.5lb gargonzola

enjoy!

that reminds me of this drink generator on the web, it was great - it would create the name and the recipe of drinks for you, all made up.

 

[WODIN]

I take it you want to feel that 25 Seconds for yourself huh?

HA!!! Just wait till you feel like your head is going to explode and your sitting their rocking back and forth with large globs of sweat forming on your forehead. All the while chanting "Take me Jesus! Take me Jesus!Take me Jesus!"

Then well talk.

 

[Y_lifter]

LOL....

Or Buda...