Penis !@#!@#

[nradam]

I had a similar post lol, dont laugh at me.
But this is shit again
My penis can not be turned more than 90 degree once its erect. After that it just cant be pushed again. What i mean is :

If this is my penis will only go |_ and not | once its erect ('|' is my body).
.......................................................\
Is it just for me?

 

[*The_West*]

you worry me

 

[joefire_2008]

you worry me

LOL!!!

Way too much time on your hands...LOL

 

[*The_West*]

i aint being funny, but this is predominantly a fitness, weight training and steroids forum, and you're telling us you have been sitting there playing with your cock and cant get it to go past a certain angle?

 

[*The_West*]

as long as you can manage to slide it in, who cares what angle it can/cant go past?

 

[joefire_2008]

i aint being funny, but this is predominantly a fitness, weight training and steroids forum, and you're telling us you have been sitting there playing with your cock and cant get it to go past a certain angle?

Amen brother!!!

 

[chris302001]

LOL!!!

Way too much time on your hands...LOL

Lol probably more than just time on his hands if he's playing with his dick all day.....

 

[Tatyana]

How old are you hun?

Don't worry, you are perfectly normal.

 

[nradam]

^^^Really, u r sure tatyana?


And about the penis, can everyone really pull it all the way down?????? I dont find any problem asking this here lol. Its better than asking my dad - 'Hi dad, i wonder your cock goes all the way down when its erect. Mine doesnt go more than 90 degree. Is that fine dad?' . But every reply i got for that was funny. I can yeah slide it in....lol, but only if i got a pussy ready at an angle less than 90 degree and most of the time, its gonna be not lol. It really scares me.

Im a man of odd defects. Really.

 

[nradam]

any more people having this trouble?

 

[Burpees]

my penis doesn't really move down too much bro, especially when i'm really hard. my problem is that even when im semi soft i'm still big enough to be ridden, when it folds in the middle I freak out like it's going to break or some shit..

why is this thread still open?

 

[*The_West*]

my penis doesn't really move down too much bro, especially when i'm really hard. my problem is that even when im semi soft i'm still big enough to be ridden, when it folds in the middle I freak out like it's going to break or some shit..

why is this thread still open?

this statement is useless without pics.

 

[Burpees]

this statement is useless without pics.

lol..

I should clarify, but I won't. An image is worth a 1000 words. I'll be back.

 

[*The_West*]

yay cawk pics! (no homo)

 

[billfred]

Are you trying to fuck someone downhill or something???

 

[*The_West*]

Are you trying to fuck someone downhill or something???

lololol fucking awesome

 

[Arabian]

The only problem I have is when I get fully erect I get light headed from the blood rushing to fill my organ.. olololol I cant believe this thread.lololol Thats like a thread that says" Is there something wrong with my head because it wont turn 360 degrees around like the kid in the exorcist.lolol

 

[miplank]

I do origami w/my penis...

 

[Cardinal Slin]

your lucky, mine willy just takes a circular shape and always stays floppy... Its like a hula hoop

 

[walliwalibus]

nutting like a good penis thread. should....................... hahahaha forget it.

 

[miplank]

your lucky, mine willy just takes a circular shape and always stays floppy... Its like a cheerio

fixed

 

[goin on 4T]

my problem is I cant get my dick inside my GF unless its hard. I tried to sleep with it in her the other night and it wouldn't stay. Do you think I should use some glue?

 

[miplank]

Gorilla Glue works best...try it

 

[rnch]

I had a similar post lol, dont laugh at me.
But this is shit again
My penis can not be turned more than 90 degree once its erect. After that it just cant be pushed again. What i mean is :

If this is my penis will only go |_ and not | once its erect ('|' is my body).
.......................................................\
Is it just for me?

i have similar issues, dood....makes having her/him on top sometimes painfull if not "aligned" properly...gotta get the angle perfect before the riding starts!

 

[Gawd]

If this is my penis will only go |_ and not | once its erect ('|' is my body).

Could be worse.. Could stay straight down.
Umm.. But seriously, cant you just bend your body a bit? lol.
Sounds like you get erect and just start wildly thrusting forward.

 

[nradam]

hehe. spammin