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RottenWillow

RottenWillow

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When I was a senior in hs I had a bf Shannon who had a cock that had to be 8.5 inches long and bigger around than my wrist. The thing was a monster. Shannon was like Lestat, he talked about his dick a lot, even before we started having sex.

Obviously we did eventually have sex and his cock was fucking mammoth...but also beautiful. Guys only think of the size of their dicks, but a cock can also be ugly or attractive. His was beautiful. I realized why he had such a big ego about it. Goddamn. I'd get turned on just sucking that fucking thing.

But oh the penetration. A girl doesnt get prepared for sex with a Louisville Slugger like that. You cant. And I cant say I ever really did fully enjoy intercourse with Shannon because of the sheer magnitude of that fucker. Dance, Dance...too much cock in the pants! I used to joke I needed to find him a 50 year old whore.

And then there was Andrew. He was really a nice looking guy. Sweet, articulate, funny...oh and rich too! He drove a Red 911. I was like Holy shit sister you struck gold. We made out and he was a good kisser...a little too sensitive and girlie with the smoochage, but still definitely a good kisser.

so we had sex.

My God. I didnt know a grown man could even have a penis that small.

It was only a little longer than my middle finger and maybe 2x the thickness of my thumb. Either the first or second time we had sex, he said something like "oh you feel me so deep insiiiiide you!". God bless him.....he didnt even know he was hung like a Chihuahua.

I was really in a tough spot with him since he was not only tiny, but actually turned me off. It was like fucking and sucking a 9 yo boy....it really grossed me out.

Thank God he met another girl.
 
RW....you know its such a concern with men if they are big enough to please...im lucky in this area as ive never had any complaints and its never been an issue...ive always been told im a "perfect fit" or its "just right"....so therefore i dont think about it at all- it doesnt cross my mind...but sometimes i wonder if Bigger is actually more pleasing to most women...you expressed not liking intercourse with (shannon), but everything else was a turn on....what is it that you perfer/desire?
 
PBR said:
RW....you know its such a concern with men if they are big enough to please...im lucky in this area as ive never had any complaints and its never been an issue...ive always been told im a "perfect fit" or its "just right"....so therefore i dont think about it at all- it doesnt cross my mind...but sometimes i wonder if Bigger is actually more pleasing to most women...you expressed not liking intercourse with (shannon), but everything else was a turn on....what is it that you perfer/desire?
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If you've been told you're a perfect fit I woulnt give it another thought. :) Giant dicks may be fun to play with, but for a lot of women are probably kinda useless for intercourse. If you've got adequate hardware, then just concentrate on being an attentive lover.
 
My first boyfriend had a small penis....oh gosh was it small...but i had nothing else to compare it to..he said he got hit when he was a kid and thats why it was small. I wasnt all bout the sex anyway although he was a jerk of a boyfriend, cheated on me with some ugly ho's
i finally broke up with him right before christmas, i went to his house and he was talking to some girl on the phone wtf is that?? His loss too because I had just bought him a very nice pair of expensive jeans....i took those bitches back and got me a hot little outfit to wear for myself:)
 
My schlong, like everything else about me, is mediocre. However I like to think i'm above average in my ability to make use of it.
 
Dial_tone said:
My schlong, like everything else about me, is mediocre. However I like to think i'm above average in my ability to make use of it.
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do you mean asthetically? Something about the shape you dont like?
 
RottenWillow said:
do you mean asthetically? Something about the shape you dont like?
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I wish it curved upward more, but I'm cool with the size of it. I'm not a monster cock but I've only been deepthroated by one girl.
 
RottenWillow said:
Holy shit I hope so!
As I remember you have an impressively sized schlong.
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Your check will arrive at the usual time, babe. :)
 
Dial_tone said:
Your check will arrive at the usual time, babe. :)
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LOL....am I your wingchick!?

ahem....uh yeah girls that's right Tone has the most unbelievable cock...jesus christ....to ride that sweet thing is to know heaven.
 
I'm lucky to have been blessed with the lousiville slugger.

Some women have reported sex to be uncomfortable because of the size, but the majority enjoyed the additional length and girth.
 
Lestat said:
I'm lucky to have been blessed with the lousiville slugger.

Some women have reported sex to be uncomfortable because of the size, but the majority enjoyed the additional length and girth.
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:lmao: :lmao:

"hey Nana, my penis is still really big".
"sir, I feel I'm qualified to work for your company because of my really large penis"

dude, if you lived in Georgia I'd swear you were Shannon. :D
 
RottenWillow said:
:lmao: :lmao:

"hey Nana, my penis is still really big".
"sir, I feel I'm qualified to work for your company because of my really large penis"

dude, if you lived in Georgia I'd swear you were Shannon. :D
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hey what can I say, I'm blessed and I like to share my blessing with the world!!
 
Smurfy said:
Ive always believed that very large penises are nice to look at, but they arent very practical.
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I feel the same way about tremendous boobages.
 
Dial_tone said:
I feel the same way about tremendous boobages.
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Yep. Like that chick in your avi.. I wouldn't even know wtf to do with those things. If she rolled over in her sleep I might be killed.
 
SoKlueles said:
My first boyfriend had a small penis....oh gosh was it small...but i had nothing else to compare it to..he said he got hit when he was a kid and thats why it was small. I wasnt all bout the sex anyway although he was a jerk of a boyfriend, cheated on me with some ugly ho'si finally broke up with him right before christmas, i went to his house and he was talking to some girl on the phone wtf is that?? His loss too because I had just bought him a very nice pair of expensive jeans....i took those bitches back and got me a hot little outfit to wear for myself:)
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LOL what an excuse...i was hit so my penis is small...so some guy with a HUGE dick was never hit as a child or what?!

don't worry...the jerks are usually small and full of talk...some guy around my school would always brag n cheat on his gf (that was a nice girl btw) claim his cock was huge n every girl hes been with loved it cuz it was huge n all that...he got wasted at a party and had sex with this girl that was sober and she said it was small and skinny...like a mini highlighter...lol he was made fun of so much after and i think he deserved it for talking like he did :lmao:
 
RottenWillow said:
When I was a senior in hs I had a bf Shannon who had a cock that had to be 8.5 inches long and bigger around than my wrist. The thing was a monster. Shannon was like Lestat, he talked about his dick a lot, even before we started having sex.

Obviously we did eventually have sex and his cock was fucking mammoth...but also beautiful. Guys only think of the size of their dicks, but a cock can also be ugly or attractive. His was beautiful. I realized why he had such a big ego about it. Goddamn. I'd get turned on just sucking that fucking thing.

But oh the penetration. A girl doesnt get prepared for sex with a Louisville Slugger like that. You cant. And I cant say I ever really did fully enjoy intercourse with Shannon because of the sheer magnitude of that fucker. Dance, Dance...too much cock in the pants! I used to joke I needed to find him a 50 year old whore.

And then there was Andrew. He was really a nice looking guy. Sweet, articulate, funny...oh and rich too! He drove a Red 911. I was like Holy shit sister you struck gold. We made out and he was a good kisser...a little too sensitive and girlie with the smoochage, but still definitely a good kisser.

so we had sex.

My God. I didnt know a grown man could even have a penis that small.

It was only a little longer than my middle finger and maybe 2x the thickness of my thumb. Either the first or second time we had sex, he said something like "oh you feel me so deep insiiiiide you!". God bless him.....he didnt even know he was hung like a Chihuahua.

I was really in a tough spot with him since he was not only tiny, but actually turned me off. It was like fucking and sucking a 9 yo boy....it really grossed me out.

Thank God he met another girl.
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Funny shit
 
Rotten, did you ever actually measure ur 1st BF? 8.5 would put him in like the top .1% or so of the population (1 out of 1,000) if I recall. Many times what girls claim as 8 inches or 10 inches is more like a heathy 7 or 7.5 .
 
I can't believe how many dudes responded to a thread called penis stories. I think it was a thread more for the women.

Shit, I just replied too..
 
Mavafanculo said:
Rotten, did you ever actually measure ur 1st BF? 8.5 would put him in like the top .1% or so of the population (1 out of 1,000) if I recall. Many times what girls claim as 8 inches or 10 inches is more like a heathy 7 or 7.5 .
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Nope, never measured him, but he'd measured himself a gazillion times and claimed 8.5. I have measured my fiance and he's almost 7.5 and I know Shannon was noticeably longer, so his claim sounds about right.
 
RottenWillow said:
You go Taco!! I know you and your wingman Chicken Gordita Baja pull mad pussy.
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Oh but those things are so fucking good.
 
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