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DepressiveJuice
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Deepsquat said:
Yes I know i am a rare individual! According to a breakdown of size vs population...I am in the .0001% in otherwords you would have to see around 10000 dick before you saw one as big as mine .... I could stunt cock for Ron Jeramy ...my wife is taking message class..and I have had a few problems emotionally witht the fact that under the towel..the guy ( 4 dudes in her class) is naked...now there are proper techniques for giving a real message..and were the hand in supposed to stop traveling up the thigh , and move to the outer portion of the leg.....I had my wife stop her hand position...at the top of my teardrop muscle ( Vastus Medealius??) and I stretched my dick down to touch her hand ...I started laughing so hard ,tears were coming out my eyes.....I really didn't think there was any way in hell I could reach her hand..as my wife says ...I am a fucking freak....
as for the 8 incher being the biggest you have seen ...hey the dude was hung...just not a freak.
Ways to know you are a freak...Girl had her back to me with her dress hiked up around her waist and I had dropped my pants to my ankles...she looked back at my cock and screamed! and took 3 -4 quick steps foward...but she did come back....was eating a girlout ..in the front seat of my car ..after she came I started to unbutton my pants and said..."Wanna see something really big?" She gives me this look like "whatever" ( later found out her husband had 7+ inches so she thought she had already seen big) I take my cock out as I am looking at her eyes...go very , very wide...and she starts trying to fit it all in her mouth ...not even close.
lol. i remember when i used to hang out with my boys in HS telling stories like that. social life declines after HS doesnt it