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paulos
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supersizeme
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none of you are named Paulos. i just wanted to point that out
supersizeme
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STOP STARING AT ME SWAN
NoDaddyNo
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NoDaddyNo
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I am SO fuicking mad right now.
I went to the store specifically to get toilet paper since we are out of it.
I got there and I was like hey, while I'm all here and everything, I should get some other stuff.
I was like, but first I should get the toilet paper so I don't forget.
Then on the way down that isle I was like, oh yeha, I need some cereal, better grab that. And then I was all like, oh yeah, I liike these things, better grab a box or two of these.
By the time I got down closer to the toilet paper I forgot why I was there and I was like hmm, I don't need douches - I wonder why I'm here... mouthwash? nope. Toothbrush? Pass.
So then I got some milk and went home.
Then just now as my stomach turned over and was screaming at me that it wanted to spray poops all over the wall I was like FUUUUCK.
fuckin a
I went to the store specifically to get toilet paper since we are out of it.
I got there and I was like hey, while I'm all here and everything, I should get some other stuff.
I was like, but first I should get the toilet paper so I don't forget.
Then on the way down that isle I was like, oh yeha, I need some cereal, better grab that. And then I was all like, oh yeah, I liike these things, better grab a box or two of these.
By the time I got down closer to the toilet paper I forgot why I was there and I was like hmm, I don't need douches - I wonder why I'm here... mouthwash? nope. Toothbrush? Pass.
So then I got some milk and went home.
Then just now as my stomach turned over and was screaming at me that it wanted to spray poops all over the wall I was like FUUUUCK.
fuckin a
supersizeme
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I'm on my last roll of toilet paper. And once I run out of that, I'll probably start using sandpaper. You wanna know something nasty? Due to me taking 2-3 craps a day, one of which is always here at work using the shitty generic TP, the TP chafes my bunghole to the point of it bleeding. And sometimes it comes to a point where the pain is so great that ceasing wiping almost trumps having a clean ass. Almost.
NoDaddyNo
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I try to time my poops around the time of my showers. That way I molest two birds with one very small penis.
Only when I'm low on TP - otherwise I fill the room with it and then jump around on it.
As for bleeding out the ass - that is totally normal for me. As long as it doesn't shower up on my pants, I figure all is fair in love and war. and poops.
I'm hungry but if I eat I'm just gonna have to take a dump eventually.
I have a day off tomorrow - which means I can swear outloud when stocks go the wrong way on me and not have to swear on the inside at work.
Only when I'm low on TP - otherwise I fill the room with it and then jump around on it.
As for bleeding out the ass - that is totally normal for me. As long as it doesn't shower up on my pants, I figure all is fair in love and war. and poops.
I'm hungry but if I eat I'm just gonna have to take a dump eventually.
I have a day off tomorrow - which means I can swear outloud when stocks go the wrong way on me and not have to swear on the inside at work.
supersizeme
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you should consider shaving the ass. take a look at kiki's bung and see how nice and clean it is
Testosterone boy
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Baby wipes......wordsupersizeme said:
for the wise
supersizeme
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I have a big problem with using something called "baby wipes" on my own ass. Aside from being emasculating, that just sounds like a really quick way to go broke cleaning my own ass. And if I'm going broke, believe me I'm going to have something more than a clean ass to show for it.
Testosterone boy
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I can uderstand. Soak off the label, the container will last indefinitely.supersizeme said:
Take a large black magic marker and call them something macho like...........well.............has to be something.
Only takes two squares, they are very efficient. If you used them once a day, your pain would go away.
Trying to save your ass bro.
big_bad_buff
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did he ever get married? or was that all BS after a bad acid trip with his sister?
supersizeme
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Paulos said:
that's my dog. seriously how're things? how's the cycle going in spite of the peen problems??
supersizeme said:
I'm on prop at about 350mg/Wk right now, still using Maca, Avena, yohimbe -
The peen has been on track lately, albeit somewhat unstable in that now it won't go down sometimes.
I'm going to start 20 weeks of Enanthate at 500mg with HCG in moderate intervals soon.
After this I am going to stay off for a long while, learned my fucking lesson this time.
Thanks for the concern broly, made me feel all special and shit.
supersizeme
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lol 
pull a 600 dead for me some time within the next 5 months. i know you got it in you. and when you do, autograph your straps and send them to me.
pull a 600 dead for me some time within the next 5 months. i know you got it in you. and when you do, autograph your straps and send them to me.
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pull a 600 dead for me some time within the next 5 months. i know you got it in you. and when you do, autograph your straps and send them to me.
Don't think a 600 dead is ever gonna happen, along with a 400 bench. I am a good 50 pounds under when I was close to those, and when I get all crazy about strength I tend to let myself get fat for the sake of how much I lift.
Think I'm done with that, I just wanna look good now.
DeepZenPill
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Paulos wants to sell your daughter cigarettes.
This thread makes me want to take a 7 hour shit..Awesome...ThanX
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