Parents

[Sub-Zero]

im going to attempt an unryhming poem, maybe i can get some sympathy:


parents
never let you do anything
parents
always annoying when you try and do something
parents
always annoying and untrusting when your plans fall through
parents
why cant they be cool like other
parents

i need 40 hours of incar to get my liscense
parents
too scared/selfish/uncool to be in the car with me to let me get the 40 hours
parents
too lazy to be in the car and let me get the 40 hours
parents
they finally got me my permit 5 months after i turned 16, but then we foundout theres a 4 month waiting period before you can take the test
parents
wont even schedule me incar till we get back from vacation

parents
at least they dont beat me or anything
parents
i guess all in all they love me and get me stuff
parents
this poem is really stupid what am i doing
parent


k im done, discuss

 

[Smurfy]

Im a parent.In fact I'm old enough to be your mommy

 

[InTraining]

I feel your pain with the driving bor....PARENTS were bitches about that and now they complain....

Also waiting period is really stupid

 

[Y_lifter]

Some day, you will look back at this time in your life and think...





DAMN, I HAD SOME COOL ASS PARENTS !



either that or you'll soon end up killing them in their sleep..

 

[juve]

tell them you're on a brink of suicide/will run away - you'd be surprised how much leverage you will acquire in your child-parent relationship

 

[Y_lifter]

Tell them you think you're Gay...


That will get their attention..

 

[BradG]

Hey smurfy. are you old enough to be my parent? I'm 25 on the 14th. If so, you still look damn good, and would do you ( If you don't mind me saying so)! If not, I don't care, I would still do you!

 

[Sub-Zero]

Im a parent.In fact I'm old enough to be your mommy

thatd be awsome if you were my mom if ya kno wwhat i mean