Parental Challenge: rolled up on my teenage son whacking off

[crazyjoe]

LOL. Boys, holy crap.

Reminds me of the father son chat I got when I was a kid. My dad comes in my room and sees I have a poster of a hot chick in a bikini. He looks at it, thinks for a minute and sez "I don't want you to be one of those guys who masturbates."

Was the poster on your ceiling?

 

[txbondsman]

age, curious? no biggie, time and place, you already covered it...
you may want to explain that getting a boner is unlikely when playing a game around other people, but if the situation can/does happen to him, find a bathroom and take care of it there....

I got a 10 year old son, I know my times comming. We just tell him now when he is playing with himself, that it's his penis, you can play with it all you want to, but don't do it in front of anyone, cover up when your in your bed, etc...

 

[txbondsman]

Was the poster on your ceiling?

I bet the red bikini Farrah Fawcett poster back in my day, caused the sales of Vaseline, KY and other lubricants to skyrocket the week it came out...


http://www.leninimports.com/farrah_fawcett.html

 

[seaking420]

lmao.......I have many years before I go through this

 

[-SD-]

Tell him only liberals go to church then start to whack off.
jk lololo

 

[Powerbuilder333]

Funny thread! Thanks for sharing. LOL.

 

[Longhorn85]

age, curious? no biggie, time and place, you already covered it...
you may want to explain that getting a boner is unlikely when playing a game around other people

Yeah, he had the boner to begin with, said he didn't want to sport it during game time.


Just turned 17

 

[Lestat]

lololol great story!!!!

i beat off multipe times per day at that age.

 

[Longhorn85]

Funny thing is the preacher was sitting in his office just around the corner, with his door to the balcony open. He was reviewing his sermon for the next day.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Funny thing is the preacher was sitting in his office just around the corner, with his door to the balcony open. He was reviewing his sermon for the next day.

He is mad at you for ruining the show.