PIGEON-RAT said:too much booze in there
try this instead:
The Roofie Colada:
1 Pina Colada
1 Crushed up Roofie
there you go.
PIGEON-RAT said:too much booze in there
try this instead:
The Roofie Colada:
1 Pina Colada
1 Crushed up Roofie
there you go.
Lestat said:a 5 count of Captain Morgain
a 3 count of Malibu Rum
a splash of cranberry (go for the light kind)
a splash of pineapple juice (go for the no sugar added)
BAM.. guarenteed you'll be hittin skins.
BileStew said:Screw the women, Paulo is going to love this mix for himself...
Lestat said:who normally have the punani padlocked like fort knox... QUOTE]
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you are right though: certain drinks are not only the truth serum they can be the slut serum
Lestat said:the point is, its a lot of booze, but it goes down like juice.
Werd said:Ummm you don't really have to get a woman drunk to bed her, do you?
I tell guys that alcohol hits me fast. They joke, drink up then. So I say, "Know what happens when I get real drunk?" (in a seductive fashion) They get all excited like little puppies wagging their tails. "WHAT?!?!"
I say, "I throw up."
As the smile fades from their faces I say, "Listen darlin' I am not a little girl. I'm a grown woman. I enjoy sex. Why on earth would I dull my senses with alcohol? I prefer to do my fucking stone cold sober."
The smile fades even further and turns to a look of, "DAYUM."
"If I want your dick then you will be the first to know as I have no trouble finding my way to your fly, unzipping it and reaching and grabbing whatever I find inside.... If I want a fuck, then I will take it. Until then, chill and enjoy my company."
One of two things happen. The date pretty much ends there, or we go on to bust a gut and have an awesome time.
(You gotta know I wuv u Lestat)
That's not always true... there are many varying degrees of alcoholic intoxication....PIGEON-RAT said:the point is, it's like having sex with a corpse because she's out so bad
if you like that kind of stuff
Lestat said:That's not always true... there are many varying degrees of alcoholic intoxication....
just a couple drinks and you may get more WILD sex...
no shame in using all the tools at your disposal.. i'm surprised we got some dudes on here that thing it shames the game to use booze as a means to an ends.. come on now guys.... did we not go to college?Bran987 said:you're on the money once again
2.5 glasses of wine this is the only way to get my girlfriend to have wild WILD sex
3-4 glasses and she's out
Lestat said:no shame in using all the tools at your disposal.. i'm surprised we got some dudes on here that thing it shames the game to use booze as a means to an ends.. come on now guys.... did we not go to college?
Lestat said:That's not always true... there are many varying degrees of alcoholic intoxication....
just a couple drinks and you may get more WILD sex...
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