"Pants of Pain"

[Lumberg]

When I lived in Phoenix, they had an ice bath at the gym I went to. I'd hop in that after a grueling leg workout. Did wonders for helping the DOMS, but made me go turtle in a heartbeat.

You know what I'm talking abou then!

That's so cool of that gym.

 

[Raina]

Nicoleeeee!!!!

I get a full body massage every Friday. Not the mellow relaxing kinds but the deep tissue variety that make me wiggle around in pain thinking "why the hell am I paying her to do this to me". But a deep tissue massage when you're very very tender isn't fun. I'd rather have her just punch me in the face than do that.

 

[mordy]

My legs were still hurting today from my workout tuesday until i rolled my ankle playing some ball. MOTHER!@$!@#$!!@$

 

[Lumberg]

My penis is still hurting today from my workout tuesday until i stuck the vaccuum cleaner nose attachment in my ass and my boyfriend jerkbox accidentally turned it on. Now I can't give OR receive.