Palatial feces fatial

[Nathan]

I wish there were a soundtrack to my life. Everything would be so much more interesting. That, and I might have the testicles to do daring things what with all the inspiring music going on in the background. For instance, today I had an appointment with some lady at my school. She was kind and is totally gonna give me more time to write exams than everyone else. Anyway, the receptionist was the most attractive woman I have ever met in person. After i left I realized that had there been dramatic music playing I would have asked her out. What I'm going to do is work on hiring someone to follow me around and play music that is appropriate to whatever I happen to be doing at pivotal points of my days. Then , when I return to see the recpetionist again I will for sure say something rude and alluring to her. She will be all over me, you'll see.
Oh, and palatial feces facial of course.

 

[vixenbabe]

Sounds like all's you need is the organ grinder.....

 

[Nathan]

What's an organ grinder exactly? Is it what I'm thinking cause if it is don't you have to pay quite a bit for that type of service?

 

[vixenbabe]

LMAO! You're jesting, right?

You have NEVER heard of an organ grinder and his monkey?

 

[Nathan]

I thought that was what you were talking about but you have to admit that organ grinder sounds like something else entirely.

 

[needleboy]

Sounds like all's you need is the organ grinder.....

Will you gring on my organ????

 

[XBiker]

Nathan, I hear the Village People are available.

 

[vixenbabe]

Needleboy..I can grind but I can't gring....lol

Nathan...If you grinded the THAT organ in public...YOU had better be prepared to hear the music..Cuz you'll be in jail and PRAYING that Bubba don't make you his wife!

 

[Nathan]

You need to back the fuck on up off me XBiker, if that is your real name. Nobody likes a smart ass you know. Nobody. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go clip my toenails cause I've never done that before and I hear it pays off.

 

[Nathan]

Needleboy..I can grind but I can't gring....lol

Nathan...If you grinded the THAT organ in public...YOU had better be prepared to hear the music..Cuz you'll be in jail and PRAYING that Bubba don't make you his wife!

I'm pretty sure I can take that Bubba guy. He's all talk. If he knew how to treat a girl right and asked me nicely, I'd totally marry him.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm guessing the bride won't be wearing white?

 

[Freak Show]

Theme music. every good superhero should have some - taken from the movie"I'm gonna git you sucka"

i would think the music that you need playing to ask out this receptionist would fall along the lines of............Wait and Bleed by Slipknot or Bled for Days by Static X. i think that would be dramatic enough and it does wonders for my self esteem. However, there is a little known artist that goes by Thick Dick who has a song called "I Want To......" if you dig a smidgen i'm sure you'll find it and complete that sentence. its quite appropriate in this case.

 

[Nathan]

I'm guessing the bride won't be wearing white?

I most certainly will. Why wouldn't I?