paint peeling un human Farts, what do you do?

[not quite ripe]

hey i have the same prob at skool. i used to just hold em untill i was in the bathroom, but it was kinda hard. i used charcoal for a while, but stopped due to constapation. the charcoal works, but seriously- unless u want to shit a brick, use it only every other 2 days.

 

[BigCracker]

Here's what you do. Go into your roomie's bedroom when they're not home and take a shit between their bed mattresses. Wipe your ass with a pillow case in throw it in there too. Then stack the mattresses back they way they were. That way the whole pad will smell like your ass 24/7 and they won't have a clue where it's coming from. Eventually they'll get used to it and stop bitching. Problem solved. No charge.

BTW-I was the guy you'd regret letting into your house party in high school. Putting Neet hair remover in the shampoo bottles was fun too.

 

[Advisor_x]

Bro get a can of air freshner on hand .............and probably you'll know who are your real friends...LOL

 

[ALIN]

hey all, this high protein diet is killing my roommates, ive basicly unleashed biological warfare in our house on a regular basis ir 10min intervals. I mean I stink! i know you guys have this problem too, and if you dont your not getting enough protein, what do you guys take to help? thanks

Are you using cheap protein powder. You may try swiching to an isolate whey..

 

[ForumObserver]

The correct answer as has been stated is Ginger Root. It will help you digest the protien and stop the gas. Very cheap at any supp. store.

 

[DannoMight]

You are most likely using a shity protein with a Concentrate Base. Look for Whey protein Isolate and a good company with a high absorption rate. Ginger root extract and papaya are 2 options also. Note if you use good proteins they already have digestion aids in them...such as Pro Complex and their, lactase and Aminogen digestion aids.

Pick up a bottle of Pro Complex and eat the same ammounts you are now. I can bet you will not have this problem. This is serious stuff. Farted protein = wasted protein with the pottential to turn into fat.

I only fart with cheap protien or if I mix my protien with milk. Protien + Milk = gasseous arroneus from the mighty one's stink star. I swear I can clear large areas outdoors from mixing with milk and letting out one cheek sneaks.

 

[supra5469]

A CORK will do the trick!!!

 

[big_boy_1]

Or you could put a tube up your ass and run a small generator off it it. You know we do need renewable sources of energy.

Maybe thats the answer to rising gas prices.

With some beans we could stop depending on imported oil.

 

[Frisky]

And turn your O-ring into bacon.

LOL

@ LOLOLOL @ friendly flora

 

[*test-me*]

Try farting on a flame; it would burn up the smell! LOL

LOL I had the same problem and when try and hold damn it hurts