paint peeling un human Farts, what do you do?

[ortiz34]

Vitamen B-5 helps metabolise protien.

 

[boxerjake]

Went fishing with a buddy of mine and he turned me onto BBQing those big red onions whole ... just throw them on the grill and let them cook , the outside gets all black so you just peel that off and the inside is as soft and sweet as candy ..

I made a pig of myself and eat 2 onions by myself , both bigger then a soft ball and chased them down with a dozen or so beer that night .

The next day i could curl the nose hairs of a skunk 50 feet away

 

[toxicsambo]

hey all, this high protein diet is killing my roommates, ive basicly unleashed biological warfare in our house on a regular basis ir 10min intervals. I mean I stink! i know you guys have this problem too, and if you dont your not getting enough protein, what do you guys take to help? thanks

lmao. Farts on all a protein diet smell like volcanic sulfur. Maybe if you stick a Glade Plug-In up your ass, when you fart, it will pass through the scented gel and come out smelling like candy apples. But then your roomates might want to smell your farts. Then it gets weird.

 

[supra5469]

Nothin like a good old fashion fart thread to start the weekend...can you smell it!!!!

 

[turbogreek]

i smell your pain bro...the only difference with me is that i drop bombs all day long whether i'm on a high protein diet or not. my poor girlfrind...this is what she looks like when i'm with her .

what i have been able to come up with is whenever it gets really bad...a nice big dump usually puts a temporary end to the insanity.

as already stated above...you may wanna try some ginger root extract or maybe even BEANO. it's found OTC at every drugstore.

happy farting bro

 

[big_boy_1]

A powerful fart in a crowded metro or elevator is almost terrorist.

Some digestive enzymes.
Activated charcoal caps are the best for absorbing intestinal gas, use only when needed, its reported they slow vitamine absorption.

 

[MassDestruction]

You are most likely using a shity protein with a Concentrate Base. Look for Whey protein Isolate and a good company with a high absorption rate. Ginger root extract and papaya are 2 options also. Note if you use good proteins they already have digestion aids in them...such as Pro Complex and their, lactase and Aminogen digestion aids.

Pick up a bottle of Pro Complex and eat the same ammounts you are now. I can bet you will not have this problem. This is serious stuff. Farted protein = wasted protein with the pottential to turn into fat.

 

[rnch]

do NOT go "commando", lolol

 

[zaxxon1982]

Tempest ignore all this nonsense about vitamins and herbs and ginger, etc. What you really need is a scapegoat. Convince one of your roommates to buy a dog/cat (at least one is prolly a sucker for the critters). Separately, claim you changed your diet (don't actually change). Then when you drop the SBD on the apartment you blame the roommate's damned dog.

"Stupid dog with its damn stinky dog farts. Lousy dog-buying roommate." Something like that.

"What do you mean it was me? I told you I changed my diet."

Foolproof. Or not. Good luck with your stench.

 

[Big_Joe]

You need to take less protein at a time and, added to all the other stuff people have suggested, eat yogurt with your protein. It has live bacteria that will help digest the protein.

Or you could put a tube up your ass and run a small generator off it it. You know we do need renewable sources of energy.