Pacifist Bumper Stickers...

[pintoca]

10. War is silly, whack your willy
9. War's no joke, stop and stroke!
8. War is heinous, thumb your anus
7. I'm going blind for mankind
6. Abuse your middle piece, not the Middle East
5. All we are saying, is give peace a wank
4. War is out, pound your trout
3. Touch your sack, not Iraq
2. My bush doesn't declare war
1. I cum in peace

 

[coverguy]

i came in peace last night ... then went to bed!

 

[Sean Scott]

I may not agree with the politics but that is some funny stuff

 

[JayC9]

11. Stop the killin, choke your chicken.

 

[jnevin]

I'm not for the war, but anyone with those stickers has got to be so sackless they can't even ask anyone out.

 

[Whiskey]

#4 should say "War is out, pound one out."

I like that one best

Whiskey