Our Hermit crabs have new names.

[Lumberg]

The one guy, her name is His Royal Highness Archduke Franz Ferdisand.

You probably thought that the other one, I named her Gavrilo Pinchy or something. But no.

The one formerly known as Bob is Fluffy.

I got the idea because I read an article where Lenny Bias was "the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of the War On Drugs."

Lenny Bias has now been dead as long as he was alive.

 

[mustang_00]

my friend bought hermit crabs once (glow in the dark shells) i yelled at her from across the room and said "i heard you have crabs" ruined her date pretty quick

 

[puddlemonkey]

Lenny Bias has now been dead as long as he was alive.

And the Celtics have finally recovered.

 

[Lumberg]

And the Celtics have finally recovered.

They'll find something else to fuck up soon enough.

French Lick? French Tickler.

 

[gotmilk]

Are you going to cook them in butter?

 

[Lumberg]

Are you going to cook them in butter?

Fuck no, I'ma eat them raw dog and bail.

 

[Bikini Mod]

But aren't you afraid that they will pee all over your stuff?

 

[stilleto]

i have a frog named alex and my dog peed in my car today.

 

[Bikini Mod]

i have a frog named alex and my dog peed in my car today.

But did you blow his brains out or reward him with a doggy treat?

 

[digimon7068]

ours are named "dead" and "deader". . .one of the damn things lived about 5 years. . .supposedly they can live a LOT longer. . .there's some at the pet store that are the size of your fist. . .

 

[swole]

Fuck no, I'ma eat them raw dog and bail.

kill yourself for referencing eminem lyrics

what would your fellow nascar enthusiasts say about that??

 

[digimon7068]

kill yourself for referencing eminem lyrics

what would your fellow nascar enthusiasts say about that??

junior loves hip-hop. . .

 

[calveless wonder]

Lenny Bias has now been dead as long as he was alive.

that's really fuckin strange. i just clicked off ESPN and that was the last thing i saw (that sentence about the Len Bias article they wrote a couple of weeks ago) before this thread

weird

 

[PICK3]

I have an Anaconda.






In my pants

 

[Raptorex]

don't spell them wrong, she will have your head

those call center people mean buziness

 

[sixxtoes]

I have an Anaconda.






In my pants

and crabs, the hermit kind

 

[stilleto]

But did you blow his brains out or reward him with a doggy treat?

well, neither. He was at the dog groomer all day, so if he peed in my car, it's because he was holding it all day. i just kissed him.

 

[Bikini Mod]

well, neither. He was at the dog groomer all day, so if he peed in my car, it's because he was holding it all day. i just kissed him.

Well don't come crying to us when he does it again because if you just took him out the first time...

 

[stilleto]

Well don't come crying to us when he does it again because if you just took him out the first time...

he's so friggin' CUTE though.

 

[pin]

Pffft. Lumberg fucked her.

 

[Lumberg]

Pffft. Lumberg fucked her.

I showed her my O face.

 

[Smurfy]

don't spell them wrong, she will have your head

those call center people mean buziness

lolz lumberg is more of a stickler than I am (is that possible?)

 

[heatherrae]

I want to trade the cat in for a crab.

 

[redguru]

Pffft. Lumberg fucked her.

 

[pin]

lol!!!!!!