ouch!! ...bruised ego

[fogg88]

Okay, this really sucks. I'm 6'2'', about 215 lbs. I'm definitely not the biggest guy in the gym, but I push some heavy weight and I'd like to think that I carry at least a decent amount of muscle on me... at least something somewhat noticable.

So anyway, I just went to the water-n-ice store to refill my 3-gallon container. (what's that, 25 lbs tops?) After the girl rings me up and takes my 90-cents, she grabs the container and starts to carry it to the door. (They're full-service there, and usually carry out the water for the older ladies, etc.) I stopped her and tell her that I'm fine, and can carry it out myself. She pauses, gives me a quick once-over, and says "You're sure?" What the hell?!

 

[madbomber31]

the bitch punked you!!!

 

[Bullit]

lmao.
Wuss.

 

[starfish]

LOL!!!!!

 

[fogg88]

Thanks for your sympathy.

 

[goldenone]

 

[lil k]

no that just sucks...you should came back at her with one, and said "your right" its hard enough carring my 10 inch cock around, why dont you carry it out to my car for me"

 

[Juice Moose]

I woulda kicked that bitch in her mangina, then give her the stone cold stunner, as she is laying there pop open your water and chug it while you are standing on top of her punk ass.


















J/K I do not condone the beating of women, even though she punked your ass bad, so after this episode did you go home and lock yourself in your room?

 

[fogg88]

I like your suggestion Kronkette! ...wish I had thought of it earlier.

Juicemoose... nope, didn't lock myself in my room. I was too busy oiling-up my naked body and hitting poses in the bathroom mirror, telling myself that I'm big-n-buff! j/k

 

[Juice Moose]

Dude was the female good looking, cause it sounds to me like she wanted to walk outside with you so you could bend her over the hood of your Yugo and anally please her in the parking lot.

 

[HappyScrappy]

yeah, I'm with the Moose - she was hitting on you.

and yeah - water is 8lbs per gallon.

you should have just collapsed to the ground in a pile of sobbing man - that would show her.

 

[Lumberg]

they have stores just for water and ice? where the fuck are you from?

 

[fogg88]

JuiceMoose and HappyScrappy, if she was hitting on me, it wasn't apparent by the cynical look on her face. ...but maybe she's just that kind of girl. Not very attractive though, so moot point.

joncrane, I live in Arizona. When it's above 100degrees for half the year, you drink a lot of water, but the tap water out here sucks bad. A 2.5gallon container of water costs $2.79 at the grocery store, but you can fill your own containers for $0.30 a gallon at a water-n-ice store. The store itself just has a small front section with counters and nozzles, and then a big glass wall behind where you can see all the reverse-osmosis filtration stuff.

 

[Lumberg]

that's trippy dude.

I girl asked you if you could handle 25#.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

 

[saint808]

i'm sure she was just hitting on you... was at a party once and there were some college football players there and this one guy was kinda cocky he told this girl he played on the team and she said, "oh yeah.... you the kicker?" was the funniest line i had ever heard.